freenovelworld Chapter 544 Why is it so funny? (16)
Chapter 544 Why is it so funny? (16)
Chapter 544 Why is it so funny? (16)
Of course, Zixing Yinhe was just the first to be abused to vomit blood.
After this news from Zixing Yinhe, Xiaoyu, Xiaoyueyue, Yangyang, Stupid Zi, etc. who are often in the water group in the group bubble up one by one, and a large number of various "vomiting blood" emoticons instantly swiped the screen .
"My old blood, @小波, are they really arguing and quarreling? It's obviously the rice who is acting like a baby, okay?" Xiaoyu sent a "laughing and crying" emoji.
"@小波, I also suddenly want to add a buff to you! Just say that the two of them are showing their affection, and they are at odds, so I clicked on the video... on this miserable festival Here, let me see such a video, you might as well just kill me!" Xiao Yueyue also had a lot of opinions on Xiao Mo.
"Let me just say, these two guys are so tired of being together all day long, how could they really quarrel..." Yang Yang seemed resentful.
"Damn it, I took a big bite of dog food, and I began to doubt life again. I'm going to commit suicide, so don't stop me." An Yehouying sent a dynamic emoji of "I'll show you my death".
"Xiao Mo Ni played triumphantly, I don't want to treat you like this! It's a big festival, isn't this frustrating!"
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Dahai strangely @一起是超不草草: "Brother Chao, what are you so worried about? You already have a wife, aren't you romantic with your sister-in-law today?"
"Romantic your sister~" Did Chao Chao swear, "My wife and I had a candlelight dinner at home and just watched the video together. My wife also wanted to show like Dashu and Dami in the video, but she After saying a few words, I got really angry, so I had to find a way to coax... I am really wronged!"
"Pfft~ Renmin University sent a congratulatory message, brother Chao, what are you talking about, hurry up and coax your sister-in-law!" Xiao Yueyue sent a "laughing and crying" emoji.
"Brother Chao, this is a purely innocent disaster! I express my deep sympathy." Xiao Mu froze silently.
"Hahaha! After watching Xiaomo's video, I almost cried, but after watching what happened to Brother Chao, I suddenly felt inexplicably happy."
"Laughing to death, Da Shu and Da Mi's love can actually cause family conflicts? I'm suddenly drunk~"
"..."
There was a mess of news in the group, and Xiao Mo was so happy that he was staggering. After sending a message of "sympathy for Brother Chao", he turned to look at Ma Shuming beside him, and suddenly there was a kind of intentional anger in his heart, so that Ma Shuming could coax him... …
"...Hey? Why do you look at me like that?" Ma Shuming looked puzzled.
Xiaomo thought about it, but she gave up on her unscrupulous plan—it’s okay that Ma Shuming’s IQ is not high, but his EQ is not high. If he pretends to be angry with him, he may end up really angry...
"The food is almost finished, what should we do later?" Xiaomo asked Ma Shuming's opinion.
Ma Shuming thought for a moment, then threw the ball back into Xiaomo's hands: "...you tell me, I'll listen to you."
"Then..." Xiaomo looked out the window where the snowflakes were flying, and felt that today is not suitable for outdoor activities anyway, so she said, "Why don't you go to the movies! Let me ask the group what movies are better... ..."
Xiaomo sent a message in the group, and someone quickly replied: "Let's go and see "Mengbao Breaks into Yanjing 2"! The producer is quite conscientious, and the quality is very good. By the way, there is also "Da Nei" "Secret Agent: Jianghu Fengyun" can also be read casually, the plot is quite funny..."
"The plot of "The Secret Detective" is also called funny? The funniest movie in the Spring Festival is "The Hangover", okay? I went to see it in the afternoon, and I almost laughed to death!" Stupid Zi recommended "The Hangover".
Xiaomo was stunned for a moment, and immediately asked: "@呼偿紫, "The Hangover" is good? After the premiere of "The Hangover", didn't those media reporters and film critics all say that "The Hangover" is super bad! He also said that Da Shu didn't understand movies, and it was a mistake to adapt it based on his hangover experience..."
"Huh? I also read the recent news, so I went to see "Super Detective 3" today, but I didn't watch "The Hangover."
"@小波, (angry), those reporters and film critics are talking nonsense!" Stupid Zi immediately defended Shu Hongming's honor, "What do those guys know! Teacher Da Shu is truly talented, his writing skills and His strength is definitely at the pinnacle of the literary world! "The Hangover" Dashu is half a screenwriter, how could he be so bad?"
"@传恒紫, Big Sister Stupid Purple, I didn't realize before that you are actually a fan of Teacher Dashu~" Dahai teased.
Xiao Yueyue also effervescently said at this time: "@小波, I also think I should watch "The Hangover". Have you noticed the reason for the awkwardness in Dashu and Rice's video? The question asked by Rice is 'Is work important or not? I'm important', 'Is work important or I'm important', that is to say, Dashu probably worked in the studio for a day today and didn't accompany Rice, so Rice is angry!"
"Damn it, it seems to be true!" An Ye Ying echoed, "I didn't expect that Dashu worked so hard! He was working on Lunar New Year's Day and Valentine's Day. When I look back, I must watch "The Hangover" 》, it is considered as supporting Dashu.”
"Haha! Dashu has worked hard, I really want to support you, and I will join you tomorrow."
"..."
Xiaomo looked at the news in the group, thought about it, and decided to choose "The Hangover"—she and Ma Shuming just got autographs from Shu Hongming and Rice, which is also a real "benefit". Watching other people's movies, it seems a bit inauthentic...
"Let's watch "The Hangover"~" Xiao Mo turned to look at Ma Shuming.
"The Hangover?" Ma Shuming's eyes lit up, and he nodded repeatedly, "Okay, okay! I've wanted to see Xiaomi for a long time... Cough cough, I'm watching "The Hangover."
That's right, Ma Shuming is a "devout" Xiaomian believer. If he didn't want to accompany his girlfriend today, he would have gone to the cinema to watch "The Hangover" a long time ago. Go enjoy it~
Xiaomo heard Ma Shuming's slip of the tongue, rolled her eyes, and kicked Ma Shuming——
This pervert who likes little girls!
……
At [-]:[-] in the evening, in the cinema.
Ma Shuming and Xiao Mo sat on their seats, holding popcorn in their hands, while waiting for the movie to start, they glanced around: "It seems that there are not many people watching "The Hangover"..."
Today is the first day of the Lunar New Year and the evening of Valentine's Day. Logically speaking, there should be a lot of people watching the movie, but the screening hall of "The Hangover" is not even half full.
"Maybe it is... Is "The Hangover" really not good-looking at all?"
Ma Shuming nodded, and immediately a young man next to him said, "Of course, you haven't seen film critics and reporters saying "The Hangover" for two days! My friend made an appointment to watch a movie. I originally wanted to watch "Cute Baby in Yanjing 2", but there were no tickets for a long time ago, so I chose "The Hangover"..."
"Haha, me too. I was going to watch "The Secret Detective: The Storm of the Rivers and Lakes", but I ran out of tickets."
"Forget it, forget it, it's not good if it's not good, just use it as a pastime, otherwise there's no other place to go..."
"My father and mother went out to celebrate Valentine's Day together. It's boring to be at home by myself, or I don't bother to watch it."
"..."
People around were talking about it, Ma Shuming and Xiao Mo looked at each other—is "The Hangover" really that bad?
While speaking, the lights in the auditorium dimmed, and the surrounding discussions disappeared. A few seconds later, the logo of Schumi Studio began to appear on the big screen——
The cartoon characters of Shu Hongming and Rice walked out from both sides of the screen, and a piece of white was wiped out on the pitch-black screen. Then the two cartoon characters walked to the middle of the screen and hugged each other tightly. The light passed by, leaving behind the words "Schumi Studio".
After the cartoon animation, the picture cut directly to the front, and the scene of the wedding arrangement appeared on the screen.In the room, Rice was sitting in front of the makeup mirror, already in her wedding dress. Fan Ling, who was a guest makeup artist, was putting on makeup for Rice.
Xiaomo looked at Dami in the picture, and immediately said "ah": "Dami's wedding dress this time is better than the one in "Those Years"!"
Ma Shuming nodded "hmm", a little absent-minded.
In the film, not long after, Rice’s call finally got through, and Guo Yan, who played the role of a bad teacher, appeared on the screen at the same time. After explaining a few words in a "barabara" way, he said: "...we lost the groom..."
Seeing this, Xiaomo couldn't help but smile——
Well, the movie starts out pretty funny.The groom and the bride are about to get married, but the groom can't find it...
As the plot continued, Yu Binbin, who played the younger brother of the bride, appeared on the stage, and then the hilarious laughter began. This weird younger brother of the bride is like a laughing machine, and every move is eliciting bursts of laughter.
The story on the big screen is advancing with laughter. The group of four went to the magic city together and stayed in a luxury hotel. After a night of carnival, a tiger, a rooster and a baby appeared in the luxury suite, but they couldn’t find it. Seeing the groom who is about to get married, the bad teacher, the younger brother of the bride, and the green hat dentist collectively rushed out of the hotel to look for the groom——
When I saw this, there was laughter one after another in the projection hall, some people laughed lightly, and some people laughed so hard that their shoulders shook and they laughed wildly.
At this time, Ma Shuming and Xiao Mo had already devoted themselves to the plot. The two watched the big screen, covered their stomachs together, and laughed loudly, out of breath like pumping a bellows: "Hahaha! Lol It's killing me! It's almost killing me from laughing..."
"...how could it be so funny?"
(End of this chapter)