freenovelworld Chapter 204 Over and over again, this is what women are like
Chapter 204 Over and over again, this is what women are like
When this couplet came out, all the talented people shuddered.
Chen Changan is reminding everyone that even if you are passionate about protecting Yan Qing, what do they think?
If you don't want to get married, I will kill you after today.
The talented people all shook their heads and did not dare to jump out to answer.
Seeing Yan Qing standing there blankly, *** turned around and glanced at Chen Changan with a satisfied look in his eyes.
*** said appropriately: "Yan Qing, Chen Changan is just used to being wild. He dares to say anything in front of the emperor. Don't bother with him."
"Chen Changan, sit down. I'll show you how I'll deal with you when we get back."
Everyone shook their heads and chuckled, and Chen Changan could only sit down.
Yan Qing bit her teeth slightly.
In her opinion, this is a demonstration, isn't it? Are you here to declare your sovereignty over Chen Changan?
"Master Chen, you are very interesting."
It was Madam Li who spoke first. She held Yan Qing's hand, shook her head and said, "The Li family has devoted their lives to the country and the people. How can we kill the one we love just after crossing the river?"
"This couplet doesn't count. Please write some more romantic couplets. I'd like them."
It's all about romance, but you can't be murderous this time.
Yan Qing didn't dare to disobey the old man's wishes and nodded slightly.
Xiang Wang pulled Chen Changan who was sitting there and licked his lips: "I suddenly remembered that your calling Madam Li just now was really good!"
"I'll get Yan Qing into bed with me, call her Madam Li, and... it feels so good just thinking about it!"
Chen Changan opened his eyes wide.
Xiang Wang's statement seemed to be true, and it could arouse the despicable thoughts in a man's heart.
*** looked back angrily.
Because this was not the imperial palace, she did not lose her temper on the spot and kept her anger inside.
Grandma asked her to write a couplet about love, flowers, snow and moon. Yan Qing paused for a moment and murmured: "A flute plays on the bamboo path, startling the falling flowers and inviting the snow and moon."
The first couplet of Yan Qingshi is full of helplessness, while the second couplet is in line with the romance.
Chen Changan lowered his head to eat. This has nothing to do with him, right?
Yan Qing was angry when she saw that Chen Changan didn't take her seriously. Just when she was about to speak, she heard Lu Fengsheng say happily.
"Ms. Yan, I have a link!"
Seeing Lu Fengsheng so smug and then looking at Chen Changan who was eating with great concentration, *** immediately became furious.
"Chen bastard, what did you do?"
"I asked you to fight against Lu Fengsheng, but you didn't listen. Is the food so delicious?"
Chen Changan's mouth was full of oil as he ate, and he looked at *** in confusion.
This woman is going crazy!
I am neither right nor wrong... Old lady, why are you having such a good birthday party?
Over and over again, that's what women are like!
Yan Qing nodded and chuckled: "Then please tell me, Master Lu. I am all ears."
Lu Fengsheng unfolded his folding fan and pointed out the landscape: "I play the flute on the bamboo path, startling the falling flowers and inviting the snow and moon; I write on the willow bank, messing up the clouds and water and causing mist and frost!"
When Lu Fengsheng said the second line, cheers broke out from the audience.
Yan Qing was slightly stunned.
This couplet is very good both in terms of parallelism and artistic conception.
However, there is a problem.
Plum, orchid, bamboo and chrysanthemum are known as the Four Gentlemen, while willow mostly refers to brothels.
There is something wrong with the bamboo path facing the willow bank.
*** Seeing Yan Qing didn't say anything, he hurriedly asked: "Asshole, it's your turn!"
"Me? Appearing? Lu Fengsheng has already faced him!"
Chen Changan refused.
"What else can we do if we are in a pair? You said it yourself, there is no order of precedence for a pair, as long as the one that is neat wins!"
*** raised his eyebrows and said, "Could it be that you have exhausted all your talents and are truly at the end of your rope?"
Exciting general method!
*** actually used the method of provoking!
"Provocation doesn't work on me, so I won't say anything, lest you scold me again." Chen Changan grabbed a big chicken leg and ate it happily.
*** is so angry!
Gritting his teeth and moving closer, Chen Changan could even smell the fragrance of her body: "Asshole, do you want Lu Fengsheng to take charge of the military power?"
"How can you live up to Xiang Wang's trust, my father's hopes, and Xiang Yingyu's deep love?"
"How can you be worthy of me? You tell me!"
Chen Changan was confused.
I recognize Xiang Wang, I recognize the Emperor, and I even recognize Xiang Yingyou.
But how have I let you down?
"You are my husband, but you don't do anything for me. How can you be so sorry to me?"
***’s pretty face flushed and she turned around.
Chen Changan closed his eyes and actually said this.
***, you don’t even live in my heart!
Seeing that no one stood up to speak, Yan Qing sighed inwardly when he saw Chen Changan talking in a low voice to ***.
Just as she was about to announce that this couplet was came up by Lu Fengsheng, Chen Changan suddenly spoke.
"The bamboo path cannot stand against the willow bank, for the willows are the property of the gentleman, but they are stained with dust."
Chen Changan said calmly: "The bamboo path is crossed by a flute, startling the falling wind and flowers to invite the snow and moon; the plum garden is wielding a brush, scratching the clouds and water to stir up the mist and frost."
Yan Qing was delighted and nodded repeatedly.
Lu Fengsheng sneered, "Changing just two words is just copying what others have said. What's there to be proud of?"
Many people nodded, thinking that Chen Changan was taking advantage of the situation.
Chen Changan just chuckled: "Mr. Lu, it seems to be a bit true. Then I am right. The fragrance of plum garden attracts the flying red catkins in the spring rain!"
Lu Fengsheng clenched his fists and lowered his head fiercely.
The artistic conception of his couplet was much higher than that of his own Liu An. There was no doubt that Chen Changan won again.
Yan Qing looked at Chen Changan charmingly, and she also had many complaints against him in her heart.
Since Chen Changan can point out that you married her to fight against Prince Jing'an, why are you still pestering him?
In order to save face, Yan Qing raised her eyebrows and said, "Master Chen is still better. I will give you one last couplet."
"I am sad and lonely, can you wipe my tears?"
Everyone gritted their teeth.
They all knew Yan Qing's background. Her husband died on the battlefield, and she was left alone in her empty house.
It is just that I feel sad and depressed, and I am heartbroken, and when I ask you if you can wipe away my tears, I am clearly asking Chen Changan!
Please, Chen Changan is the prince consort!
He actually competed with the princess for a man!
Chen Changan was stunned. What was Yan Qing doing?
***’s face looked extremely ugly.
Yan Qingju openly asked her husband, what's the matter, don't you take me, the princess, seriously?
"Asshole Chen, stop talking!"
*** said in a gloomy voice.
"Lu Fengsheng...how can I not say it?"
"Don't worry about him, remember your own identity!"
*** sneered: "I always consider the Li family, but Yan Qing treats me like this. Is it because he is bullying the royal family?"
***After saying this, he stood up immediately.
All the talented people shut up immediately, and the emperor smiled and said, "It's hard to get rid of my deep feelings, I feel lonely and sad, can you wipe away my tears?"
"Yan Qing, why do you need to write this kind of couplet at the old lady's birthday banquet?"
"I am to you, my joy is not over, my mind is free and unfettered, I wish I could stop the sound of my jade flute."
When Chen Changan heard *** come up with the second line, he cheered loudly.
"*** is full of knowledge, which really opened our eyes!"
All the officials laughed.
But all the candidates have come out and all the couplets are correct, so who dares to say it is not good?
Yan Qing was shocked at first, then she was overjoyed.
"***, I was forced by my grandma, are you... going to make fun of me too?"
*** smiled softly: "How can I be making fun of you? Military Advisor Yan is as brave as any man. Even if she is choosing a son-in-law, doesn't she have to be a general who is good at maneuvering?"
"Chen Changan is just a scholar, and he is engaged to me, so it won't work."
"Chen Changan, why don't you wish the old lady a happy birthday?"