freenovelworld Chapter 408 How could she have diarrhea in front of so many people?
Chapter 408 How could she have diarrhea in front of so many people?
No, no, no, how could she have diarrhea in front of so many people?
She is the heroine who traveled through time and space.
what is the problem?
Qiao Jiaojiao was completely shocked on the spot. Not only was she shocked, she was also very embarrassed and scared.
This was so embarrassing that she wished she could find a hole to crawl into.
She wanted to hold it back, but she couldn't.
The more it was held back, the more it spread out, spreading everywhere, and the entire banquet hall was filled with an overwhelming stench.
No one present expected something like this to happen.
They thought it was extremely funny when Qiao Jiaojiao farted, but when she started to have diarrhea, it was not funny at all, but too disgusting.
Every breath was extremely painful for everyone present.
They had never encountered anything like this before, and it completely overturned their three views.
"Qiao Jiaojiao, you...do you have any shame? This is the banquet hall of the imperial palace, not your toilet."
“Ah ...
"How can there be a woman like you in the world? Don't you feel embarrassed at all? Hurry up and hold it back. Don't pull it anymore."
"Wow, this is so irritating to the eyes. I can't stand it. This stinks worse than the toilet."
All those present were dignitaries, and even the toilets in their homes were cleaned spotlessly and without any odor.
It was the first time for them to face such a pungent stench. They all turned pale and many of them started to retch because they couldn't stand it.
Especially the emperor who was sitting on it, he was completely stunned.
Qiao Jiaojiao had challenged his three views time and again, and this time she actually had diarrhea right in the hall, which he had never expected.
Is this woman crazy?
It's so disgusting. It's really disgusting.
The emperor and the empress could not stand the stench and left in a hurry.
When the ministers saw that the emperor had left, they saw no reason to stay and suffer any more, so they left in a hurry.
Gu Lingshuang and His Royal Highness the Crown Prince also stood up.
Gu Lingshuang covered her nose and said speechlessly, "Qiao Jiaojiao, you are such a disgusting woman. If you want to poop, why don't you go to the toilet? Why do you have to poop in the hall?"
"If it weren't for the fact that you're from Southern Xinjiang, I would have dragged you out and beaten you to death."
"Ah, it's really speechless for a person to be like this."
Gu Lingshuang deliberately provoked her.
Sure enough, under Gu Lingshuang's provocation, Qiao Jiaojiao began to fly into a rage.
"Bitch, you must have done me wrong. Did you put drugs in the glass of wine you just gave me?"
Gu Lingshuang looked innocent: "Don't talk nonsense, this is the imperial palace, how could I secretly put drugs in? Everyone who enters the palace has been carefully checked, there is absolutely no way I could bring drugs in."
"you you......"
Qiao Jiaojiao was furious, she knew that Gu Lingshuang was right.
In order to ensure the emperor's safety, everyone entering the palace needs to be checked and is not allowed to bring anything into the palace.
Therefore, the possibility of Gu Lingshuang bringing medicine in was very ridiculous.
Besides, if she brought medicine, why would she bring laxatives?
Gu Lingshuang said disdainfully, "You'd better go see a doctor as soon as possible. You have such severe diarrhea. Do you have a serious illness? If you are sick, you should get treatment quickly. Don't be afraid to see a doctor."
"Bitch, I don't need your fake kindness, I know that."
Qiao Jiaojiao no longer paid attention to Gu Lingshuang, but hurried out. However, the clothes she wore today were really inconvenient.
Her clothes were layered and had a long skirt that dragged on the ground. The style was that of a modern wedding dress, which made it very inconvenient for her to walk.
As she walked, her hair was dragged everywhere by her long skirt.
All of a sudden, the smell became stronger, as if it were a biological weapon.
“Ahhh——” Qiao Jiaojiao started yelling again, like a madman.
Gu Lingshuang felt amused in her heart, but did not show it on her face, which showed a look of disgust.
When Qiao Jiaojiao's mother Li Jingjing saw this situation, she was completely shocked.
She never expected that her daughter would be so embarrassing, actually having diarrhea in public and making it everywhere.
She felt so ashamed.
But, this is her daughter after all. No matter how embarrassing it is, she, as a mother, cannot give up on her.
Li Jingjing suppressed her nausea and said to Gu Nanxiao, "Nanxiao, please help Jiaojiao. If Jiaojiao goes out like this, she will definitely be laughed at."
Gu Nanxiao was speechless.
"How can I help her?"
Li Jingjing said, "Why don't you hold Jiaojiao? You are a very manly person, and only you can hold Jiaojiao. As long as you hold Jiaojiao, it won't be all over the place."
Gu Nanxiao: “What?”
Let him hug Qiao Jiaojiao?
Did she want him to be covered in shit too?
Is she crazy? How could she say such a thing?
Does he look like such a big jerk?
Gu Nanxiao flatly refused: "Impossible, if you want to hug her, go ahead and do it yourself. I won't hug her, it's so disgusting."
Li Jingjing also knew that her request was very difficult, but this was the only solution she could think of at the moment.
If Jiaojiao goes out like this, wouldn't everyone in the palace be laughed at?
Therefore, she could only ask Gu Nanxiao to help her, and only Gu Nanxiao could help her.
"Nan Xiao, I beg you, as long as you can help Jiaojiao get through today's difficulties, I will marry you immediately, okay? I actually love you very much. In my heart, you are a great hero, no one can compare to you."
Gu Nanxiao was almost overwhelmed by her praise.
He was a little hesitant. Did he really have to hug Qiao Jiaojiao, this disgusting, diarrhea-prone woman?
Jingjing was willing to marry him if he helped her.
In fact, he wanted her very much when the party started.
I don’t know what happened during this period of time, but his needs were very strong and he wanted to find a woman to satisfy himself all the time.
However, even after having sex with those women, his heart still felt extremely empty.
He didn't know what was going on. After thinking about it, there was perhaps only one possibility, that is, he didn't love those women, and no matter how much he did with them, it would be of no use.
The person he loves is Jingjing, and only when he is with Jingjing can he feel satisfied.
Yes, that must be the case.
It seems that in order to get the lovely Jingjing, he has to help the disgusting woman Qiao Jiaojiao.
Love, who makes him love Jingjing so much? So let’s endure the nausea and help Qiao Jiaojiao this time.
Gu Nanxiao nodded and agreed: "Okay, for Jingjing's sake, I will help her this time."
Gu Nanxiao walked in front of Qiao Jiaojiao. The closer he got, the stronger the stench became, and he almost vomited from the choking.
Gu Lingshuang and the prince were watching from the side and they admired Gu Nanxiao so much. It seemed that this man really loved Li Jingjing, otherwise how could he tolerate such a stench.