Chapter 112 You are fake
Chapter 112 You are fake
Cheng Er was very satisfied with everyone's reaction. This was the effect he wanted.
When he first came to the village, he saw at a glance that Old Man Li was dull and careless, so he set a trap for Old Man Li first.
But that could only deceive people like Old Man Li. Fortunately, Matchmaker Li stopped him and he was able to use the magic of the plaster in public without being so deliberate.
Now that Old Man Li is a living example before his eyes, he believes that there are many villagers who have taken the bait.
Cheng Er felt happy at the thought of being able to count money right away until his hands cramped.
He glanced around the crowd, planning to find another enemy to build momentum.
Unexpectedly, I saw a familiar face in the crowd.
At this time, the face was staring at him with a smile but not a smile.
This face could be said to be very familiar to Cheng Er. If he hadn't persuaded him to come to Stone Village to have his leg treated, maybe he wouldn't have thought of it.
But after the last contact, Cheng Er knew that Jiang Xiaochuan was difficult to deal with. He pretended not to see Jiang Xiaochuan and passed Jiang Xiaochuan directly, intending to find a soft persimmon.
He wanted to ignore Jiang Xiaochuan, but Jiang Xiaochuan had no intention of letting him go.
In the village, there are many people like Old Man Li who spend money to buy peace of mind.
If Cheng Er, an old liar, is allowed to continue, he may be able to make a lot of money out of him.
"Long time no see, old liar."
Jiang Xiaochuan pushed aside the crowd and said hello with a wicked smile.
Being exposed in public, Cheng Er became nervous. He pretended to be calm and said, "What nonsense are you talking about? I don't know you at all."
"You don't know me. I remember last time I diagnosed you with dribbling urine, inability to urinate, and bifurcated urinary tract. Have you forgotten all this?"
Cracking his fingers, Jiang Xiaochuan carefully described Cheng Er's problem.
Hearing this, Cheng Er's face turned red and he retorted: "It's shameless to say that, please help me diagnose. Are you a doctor?"
"Why not? I am the miracle doctor of Stone Village."
Jiang Xiaochuan patted his chest and said playfully.
"What, you printed that flyer?"
Cheng Er suddenly realized that no wonder Jiang Xiaochuan asked him to come to the village to have his leg treated. His feelings were advertising for him, and he was just as shameless as him.
"Let me see if you're wearing diapers today."
Stepping forward, Jiang Xiaochuan planned to expose Cheng Er in front of the villagers. He had no mercy for such a bad guy who deceived people under the guise of treating illnesses and saving lives.
"You are presumptuous!"
Cheng Er scolded Jiang Xiaochuan and wanted to scare him away, but things went against his wishes. Jiang Xiaochuan was getting closer and closer to him, and Cheng Er wanted to die.
As Jiang Xiaochuan said, his problem is really inseparable from diapers. If he is stripped naked in public, it will be humiliating and a severe beating will be inevitable. It is totally unreasonable for any miracle doctor to wear diapers when going out.
He hurriedly backed away, complaining in his heart. When Jiang Xiaochuan was still one step away from him, Old Man Li's voice sounded from behind.
"Xiaochuan, you are confused. This is a miracle doctor. Don't act nonsense."
Old Man Li had been successfully brainwashed by Cheng Er, and he used his body to stand between the two of them.
"Uncle Li, get out of the way quickly."
Jiang Xiaochuan was very helpless.
Old Man Li is a well-known stubborn man in the village. Even if he is pulled away, he will still continue to rush over.
At this time, Cheng Er, who was huddled behind Old Man Li, also reacted.
Now, at least he is not a liar in the eyes of the villagers.
If more people think that Jiang Xiaochuan is messing around, the chance of successfully retreating will be greatly increased.
Thinking of this, Cheng Er simply gave up. He put his hands on Old Man Li's shoulders and said with concern: "Brother, you are wearing a plaster. You can't move around at will. If the effect is affected, you will have to suffer for another day."
After speaking, Cheng Er bravely helped Old Man Li to the chair and sat down.
That look of compassion coincided with the image of a miracle doctor in the villagers' minds.
Someone immediately spoke up for Cheng Er: "Xiaochuan, have you mistakenly admitted the wrong person? I don't think this miracle doctor is the kind of person you said."
As soon as these words came out, several people immediately echoed in a low voice. There was no infirmary in the village and there was not even a place to see a doctor. These people were not feeling well and were reluctant to go to a large hospital for examination.
Now that a miracle doctor who can cure all diseases has come to the village, they are very happy to spend a small amount of money to buy peace of mind for him.
It has to be said that this old liar really has a few tricks up his sleeve, and he put Jiang Xiaochuan at the forefront of the storm with just a few words.
However, Jiang Xiaochuan was not a vegetarian. He thought of a strategy to defeat the enemy in an instant.
"Since you say you are a miracle doctor, then tell me the ingredients in the plaster."
Jiang Xiaochuan said deliberately.
Now the situation is very favorable for Cheng Er. He has regained his previous calmness and hummed softly: "The secret recipe passed down from our ancestors, no comment."
"You quack, I think it's not that you have nothing to say, but that you don't know at all."
Jiang Xiaochuan choked Cheng Er's sentence and said eloquently: "Uncle Li has been smoking for a long time. To treat his illness, he must first use Platycodon grandiflorum. Platycodon grandiflorum has the effect of opening up lung qi, eliminating phlegm and pus."
"Then use almonds and lilies for conditioning. Almonds relieve coughs, and lilies moisturize the lungs. The two complement each other, replenishing deficiency and relieving asthma. There are many benefits."
"The above-mentioned medicinal materials are auxiliary. The most important point in treating lung diseases is to use a special traditional Chinese medicine, clove."
"Dingxiangpo has the effect of nourishing the spleen and stomach and replenishing lung qi. It is the key to treating lung diseases. However, cloves mostly grow in cold places and are rare here."
Apart from studying how to deceive people every day, Cheng Er only eats, drinks, goes whoring and gambles, and knows nothing about herbal medicine or anything else.
I thought that spending twenty yuan to get a fake notebook would fool me, but who knew that professional knowledge would be involved.
What Jiang Xiaochuan said seemed to make sense. In order to show his professionalism, Cheng Er nodded.
He muttered: "You kid, I really misjudged you. I didn't expect you to have two brushes at such a young age."
"Now that you can see it, I won't hide my stupidity. The plaster I have is indeed the herbs you just mentioned."
"you sure?"
Jiang Xiaochuan smiled slyly.
The sudden smile made Cheng Er's heart tighten. He felt that he had fallen into the trap designed by Jiang Xiaochuan and looked at the crowd hurriedly.
I saw that the villagers who were originally protective of him were all looking at him angrily.
Even Old Man Li, whom he called his affectionate elder brother, had an unkind expression on his face, staring at him with half confusion and half annoyance.
Seeing this, Cheng Er panicked.
"what happened?"
Unconsciously, a layer of sweat broke out on his forehead, and he said in confusion: "What's wrong? Is there something wrong with what I said?"
"Old liar, do you want to keep pretending?"
Jiang Xiaochuan's expression was stern, without the playful smile just now.
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