why don't you wear pants

Chapter 8: Foodie Rules

The venison in the stone pot was better than roasted venison. When Bai Er said it was ready to eat, the golden dragon flew up, and almost the whole dragon flew into the pot.

Bai Er is not only short, but also doesn't have as many hands as Jinlong. He guards his bowl, sticks his tongue, wags his tail, and looks at Jinlong with sparkling small eyes.

Jin Long looked at him for a long time, but picked up his luxurious big bowl and filled it full.

Bai Er: "... woof woof" Long Aotian, let me tell you, don't forget the water digger.

Long Aotian came to Bai Er with a large luxurious bowl, kicked his small wooden bowl away, and put down his luxurious wooden bowl.

Bai Er looked at him suspiciously, did Brother Long regret it?Are you going to let him eat the big bowl and eat the small bowl yourself?

Jin Long patted Bai Er's head, and said softly, "Let's eat."

To be honest, don't follow the dog's head casually in the future, it's really very comfortable!Bai Er narrowed his puppy's eyes comfortably, and his tail couldn't move.At the same time, I was very moved. He will definitely respect Brother Long and his old man in the future!

Seeing that Bai Er was happy, Jin Long took chopsticks and a small bowl and ran towards the stone pot.

The soup just came out of the pot, it was very hot, it smelled fragrant and spicy, Bai Er didn't dare to lick it, and held the chopsticks with difficulty in his front paws, dipped them in the bowl, and then took them out to lick them.

Zin, this taste is really a divine deer, it is even better than modern wild deer.

After licking enough, Bai Er looked towards Jinlong.

The golden dragon is not afraid of being scalded, and its ten claws gripped the edge of the stone pot tightly.Just now Bai Er told him how to use chopsticks, but he found it troublesome, so he fixed the small wooden bowl on the chopsticks, scooped up a few lumps of meat, and poured them into the dragon's mouth.

This time the ingredients are sufficient, and the venison is more delicious than pork, Jinlong almost put his whole head into the pot!What's more, the white ear was so spicy that Jinlong wanted to eat it again, and he ate a lot in one bite. His beard fluttered and his golden eyes turned orange red. Finally, he couldn't help it, and the dragon's head climbed out of the pot, yes On the other side of the white ear, a forest spews fire violently.

Once the fire goes down, let alone the forest, the rocks and land are all burned, turning into a big black pit.

Bai Er: "..." Oh, Brother Long, you really didn't lie to me, once you get angry, you really have nothing.

Bai Er shook his head at Jinlong, and stirred the deer soup in the bowl with his chopsticks, so that it would cool down faster.

On the other side, after the golden dragon sprayed the fire, the dragon's head was put into the stone pot again. Now he didn't need a spoon, he went straight to his mouth, slurped the soup, stretched his paws in to grab the meat, and ate it crazily.

It's a pity that Bai Er is short and can't see the situation in the pot.

The ingredients in the stone pot are getting less and less, and the white ear bowl is finally ready to eat.

This is the first time he has had broth in a month, not crispy sweet potatoes, sweet bananas, green vegetables, not dry barbecue, but hot broth!

He cherished it very much. He licked it with his small tongue, held the chopsticks with his difficult front paws, inserted a piece of venison, he bit it off, and ate it cheerfully, wagging his tail.

Because the two of them wanted to eat, the small fire used to roast the deer didn't matter for a while.

After Bai Er finished eating a piece of meat, Jinlong's pot had bottomed out.He climbed out of the pot, looking sharply at the meat and soup in the white ear bowl.

Feeling Jinlong's fiery gaze, Bai Er raised his head and followed his gaze into the bowl.

Bai Er: "..." He ate all the meat in the swimming pool, and he still thinks about the meat in my bowl!

But Bai Er couldn't ignore Jin Thigh's longing eyes, so he said to Jin Long, "Brother Long, why don't we eat together?"

Brother Long didn't nod, he acted directly, flew over, opened his mouth and ate.He didn't know what he was doing, his head looked similar to Bai Er's, but his mouth was bigger than Bai Er's when he opened his mouth.

Seeing that there was more than half of the broth in the bowl, Bai Er resorted to a unique trick, holding the chopsticks in his arms and inserting them in a rush. After inserting a full chopstick, the baby ran to the stone board with the chopsticks in his arms to eat.

Jin Long ate from the bowl, thinking about the one in Bai Er's hand, he regretfully glanced at the meat on the chopsticks, gurgling, the bowl of broth is gone.

Jin Long looked at Bai Er again.

Bai Er: "..." Ah!You worthless!Isn't it just a piece of meat!Hungry you got it!

Bai Er hugged the meat, mouthed it three or five times, and ate it all at once. After eating, he held the bare chopsticks and put it back into the bowl.

Jin Long retracted his gaze regretfully again, turned to the roasted deer in a blink of an eye, and asked Bai Er: "Xiao Bai, can you increase the fire?"

"No need for now." Bai Er licked the corner of his mouth and recalled: "Brother Long, go and wash some ingredients, let's continue to cook." After eating a few pieces of meat, he became more and more hungry.

Jinlong immediately flew to wash it, threw it into the pot after washing, but did not wash it, butchered three deer and filled it with water.Bai Er ran to breathe the fire, and he excitedly got another stone pot, which was bigger than the previous one, set it up, put the extra washing ingredients in it, and slaughtered the last three.

Two stone pots are stewing venison, and there are two fires underneath.The fire and white ears of the roasted deer are enlarged, and the golden dragon is on top, flipping happily.

The roasted deer became more and more fragrant, Jinlong asked Bai Er after a while: "Can I eat it? Xiaobai"

Bai Er said, "No."

After turning around a few times, he asked again, "Xiaobai, is it okay to eat?"

Bai Er: "No."

After turning around a few more times, he said, "Xiaobai, I want to eat."

Bai Er: "...the heat is not up yet, it just smells good, but it's not delicious."

Hearing that it didn't taste good, Jin Long was honest.

Bai Er: "..." Silly!

The two stone pots started bubbling again, and soon they were ready to eat, but the roasted deer was not yet ready.

After all, it is roasted whole, and it is such a big one, it must take a long time.

This time, Jinlong filled Bai'er's bowl with a luxurious big bowl, climbed into the pot by himself, put the faucet in, and ate like crazy.

Bai Er was fast this time, he quickly stirred the hot soup, and when the temperature was right, he ate it immediately.

Jinlong's speed was even faster than last time, and he ate one pot after another. Finally, after two pots were eaten, he flew directly to Bai'er, stuck his head into the bowl, and squeezed Bai'er, who was competing with him, while eating.

Bai Er had a piece of meat in his mouth, and Jinlong squeezed him, almost choking him to death.

Bai Er: "..." Virtue! No meat eaten in 800 years!

Swallowing the meat with difficulty, Bai Er walked to the roasted deer, looking up at 45 degrees, his little eyes were particularly melancholy.

When Bai Er walked to the side of the roasted deer, Jin Long finished eating.His dragon mouth was full of oil, and he didn't wipe it off. He rushed to the roasted deer and looked at it fieryly.

The roasted deer can be eaten, but he didn't tell Jinlong.Once this thing is swallowed, half of it is probably gone.

Bai Er pondered.

Jin Long watched eagerly.

Bai Er asked Jinlong to bring the roasted deer onto the stone slab, pointed to the deer's leg and said, "Here, cut off half of it first."

Jin Long had no doubts and did as he did.

After drawing it down, Bai Er calmly walked to the half of the big deer leg, hugged it, licked it with his small tongue, turned his head and said to the drooling Jinlong: "This piece of meat is mine, you can eat it over there." Yes." Pointing to half a deer leg.

The golden dragon didn't understand such a deep meaning for the time being. Hearing that it could be eaten, he immediately flew over with twelve claws.

Bai Er gnawed half of the leg, and the golden dragon came again.

Bai Er cried, he gave up his leg to Jin Long without any struggle.

Jinlong ate it up in one gulp.

Bai Er looked melancholy at the sun in the west, he felt that he was so pitiful, there were shameless people trying to snatch the flesh of his mouth.

The sun was setting, and the two were tightly entangled on the stone bed. The golden dragon squinted, drowsy.

Bai Er stretched out his paw and poked him: "Brother Long, I heard you mentioned Phoenix and Qilin before, can you tell me about them?"

Jin Long opened his eyes and rubbed his chin against Bai Er's ears: "It's just a bird with four legs, what can I say."

Bai Er: "...For example, how did you know each other." I read information on the Internet before, the grievances and grievances of the three clans, it is long and tortuous, like an old woman's foot wrap.

Jin Long looked at Bai Er in surprise: "I don't know them."

"?" Bai Er was puzzled: "But you know them." Could it be that the three don't know each other yet, but are inherited?

Jin Long got down again: "I was born knowing it."

"Oh." He thought wrong, this is the first dragon, where did the inheritance of the divine horse come from...

Jin Long was drowsy again, Bai Er poked him again: "Brother Long, can you change into a human?"

Jin Long was awakened by the poke again, but he was not angry, and said one word: "Wait."

"What are you waiting for?" Bai Er was really curious.

Jin Long: "When can I become a human?"

"Do you know what time it is?"

Jin Long got down on his knees, half-closed his eyes: "The moon is full."

Bai Er looked out of the cave, and saw the round moon hanging outside. He patted the golden dragon with his paw, and pointed to the moon outside: "It's already round."

Jin Long squinted his eyes and looked at it: "When it is the roundest."

"Oh."

Jin Long waited for a while, seeing that Bai Er had nothing to say, he squinted his eyes and prepared to sleep.

Bai Er asked: "Brother Long, where is this place?"

Jin Long didn't even open his eyes: "Tianzhu."

The place where Zulong was born is really extraordinary, it is actually a supporting pillar!

Bai Er was full of interest: "Is there anyone down there?"

Jinlong: "Yes."

"Then when can we go down?"

After eating the broth, Jin Long didn't wipe his mouth. The dragon's mouth was shiny. He buried his face and mouth in his white ear hairs, and said in a muffled voice, "Just wait until I become a human."

"Then when will you become a human?"

Jin Long felt that he was about to fall asleep, and he was a little hungry. He opened his eyes and said, "Xiaobai, if we can't sleep, we can do something fun."

Bai Er: "..."

What Bai Er did tonight was not only curiosity, but more revenge for the bloody revenge of the day, but when Jin Long said this, he suddenly thought of the venison they ate today!

The venison that invigorates the kidney and strengthens the yang!

Bai Er immediately closed his eyes and fell asleep.

The golden dragon's paw poked at him, but he didn't move.He poked again, still nothing.

Jin Long sighed, probably fell asleep.He also didn't want to disturb Bai Er's sleep, so he lay on his head depressedly, closed his eyes, and waited for a long time before falling asleep.

The next day, Bai Er woke up, but Jin Long was still sleeping.

He shook the golden dragon, but it didn't move, it was tightly wrapped around him.He tried to pull the handle away, but his body was as solid as real gold, and he couldn't move it.

Bai Er: "Brother Long, let's have breakfast!"

Jinlong didn't move.

"Brother Long, eat meat!"

Jinlong still didn't move.

Bai Er was furious, this lazy dragon who lay on the bed, let it be if he didn't want to get up, and he couldn't move by pulling him.He patted Jinlong's body with one paw, but it was a golden thigh, he didn't dare to use it anymore, he only used [-]% of his strength.

The golden dragon's beard didn't even move.

Bai Er: "..."

This can't work, Bai Er dragged the golden dragon, rolling and rolling on the stone bed, he was tired from rolling, but the golden dragon still didn't move.

Bai Er finally knew that something happened to Jin Long.

The author has something to say: Shenbao reporter: Hello, Mr. Long, I heard that you often abuse your partner. Is it true?

Long Aotian slapped the table and roared: How is it possible!

Shenbao reporter: Not long ago, our company received a letter saying, Mr. Long, when you were eating, you pushed your partner away to keep him from eating.

Long Aotian slapped the table apart, and his anger did not seem to be fake: You tell me who wrote it, and I will kill him!

The Shenbao reporter said coolly: The signature is your partner.

Long Aotian: ...Oh, this is just a misunderstanding.