Plane of the Earth Seller Gets Rich

Chapter 44

>Discs Killed Discs Killed

I'm sorry, Chaoyang, I really can't describe it anymore, I'm here to ask for help.

You have helped me regain my glory in the previous transaction.

But, dear, my loyal friend Chaoyang, can you help me to make Shilifen return to the beautiful, kind and gentle Shilifen?Even if the price is to make me stop lifting for another half a year, I am willing. Now this Shilifen is too scary for me.I'm not afraid of your jokes, looking at Shi Lifen like this, I...I...in fact, I can't get hard even if I want to. "

"Snapped."

With the extremely crisp sound, Chaoyang clearly felt a large area of ​​wetness on his shoulders.

Chaoyang raised his head, and sure enough, he saw another uncontrollable tear from the corner of Si Kezhang's eye. It was Si Kezhang's tear that soaked a large area of ​​Chaoyang's clothes before, and the second tear from the corner of Si Kezhang's eye shook. Wanting to drip, Chaoyang has the urge to "climb down Shi Kezhang's shoulders".

Chaoyang had no doubts, this drop of tears wet more than half of his clothes on the right side.

However, to Chaoyang, this idea is just an impulse.

Si Kezhang had such a huge face compared to Chaoyang, the expression on his face was like an extremely enlarged version to Chaoyang, and it was difficult for Chaoyang to ignore those extremely subtle emotions due to the effect of the enlarged version.

Sadness, shyness, fear, nostalgia, fear....

For the first time, Chaoyang knew that at the same moment, so many emotions could be expressed on one face.

Chaoyang was so miserable that he looked away again, not looking at Si Kezhang's tears.

Even if Si Kezhang's tears really soaked his clothes, he definitely deserved it.

Who told him to forget the commonality of pirated discs on the earth: super large capacity.

Only genuine discs have only one movie in each film, and the popular recording discs have a super large capacity, and there are at least twelve films in one disc.Usually, these discs are named after the first recorded film for simplicity, and it is obvious that Chaoyang's film is one of the recorded discs.

"The Tram Idiot" is definitely the best disc for nerds and guns.

The extremely soft heroine, who has been ravaged by all kinds of things, has big breasts and a good face, is also soft and cute, and her voice is swaying and charming.

And this is why Chaoyang knew that Si Kezhang was a giant, but after thinking about it, he still had the courage to take out the disc.

He believes that even if they are of different races, being a man always has some things in common: wretched, nice, lewd, like big breasts and a good face, the heroine is ravaged in various ways, and the heroine's voice is alluring and slutty.

In fact, even if Shi Lifen was beside Si Kezhang when Chaoyang met for the first time, Si Linzhang's reaction was indeed as Chaoyang expected.

Just a disc, let a man who has not lifted all the year round, or a man of another race!

Chaoyang had to admit that there was a trace of hidden joy and pride in her heart.

Perhaps it was also because Chaoyang forgot to look at the contents of the back of the disc.

At that time in the Dimension Store, when Si Kezhang and Shi Lifen were watching, Chaoyang definitely didn’t even glance at the screen for the sake of his poor morals, and even immediately put the disc on the screen after the movie ended. Put it away.

So until it was traded to Si Kezhang, Chaoyang still thought that this disc was really just a simple "Electronic Idiot" disc.

But is it still useful for him to say such words to Si Kezhang?

Could it be that he said, "Brother Si Kezhang, I'm sorry, we people on earth are endowed with the principle of never wasting any resources, and like to engrave more than ten movies on one disc. It is a happy event for you, but you are not very lucky. The dozen or so films that are given away at a low price happen to be from the S and M series, but we should look at things on a positive side.

For example: "Ah, it turns out that the men of your race like the "Electronic Idiot" system, and it turns out that the women of your race have the huge recessive S and M queen traits." Oh ha ha, look what a great trait we have discovered about your race . "

But this discovery still can't make you happy, or we pretend that nothing happened, let's rewind and start again, this time I will definitely give you a picture full of beautiful and soft girls with big breasts. "

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No matter how you look at these words, they are an afterthought, and they are suspected of recruiting. He is definitely looking for a way to say this!

"Success is also a disc, failure is also a disc."

The true portrayal of this sentence is him, Comrade Chaoyang.

He has been trying to die, and has never been surpassed!

"Chaoyang, you must help me. I love Shilifen, I love Shilifen very, very much. But this kind of Shilifen, I...I...I can't stand it."

Accompanied by Si Kezhang's extremely excited loud sound, Chaoyang felt very clearly that half of his shoulders were completely soaked as expected

Chaoyang bit his lips desperately, and couldn't help but look up at Si Kezhang, those red eyes, those eyes that wanted to love but were terrified and helpless.

"Jiu, congratulations on getting an arrow in the heart, and the combat value has reached minus five new achievements"

Chaoyang stood on Si Kezhang's shoulders, and Chaoyang felt a little dizzy due to the high distance, but Chaoyang didn't care about that feeling, but tried to reach out and touch Si Kezhang's face with some difficulty. As if sensing Chaoyang's movements, Si Kezhang lowered his face and let Chaoyang touch his face smoothly.

Warm, with a slightly rough skin touch.

In addition to being huge, Si Kezhang in front of him gave him the same feeling as a human being.

Will be sad, will be sad, will be happy...

Chaoyang looked at the huge face in front of him, his lips trembled, and he said half aloud, "Si Kezhang, I..."

Si Kezhang quietly waited for Chaoyang for a while, but he couldn't wait for Chaoyang to have no follow-up words. Si Kezhang smiled with some effort, tilted his head slightly, and moved away from Chaoyang's touch. Full of extremely fragile hope: "Huh? Chaoyang, what can you do, tell me, I will cooperate with you in everything."

Chaoyang has always been very self-aware of himself. For example, he knows very clearly that he is just an otaku with extremely nerdy attributes. Now that he has a plane and adds an attribute of "out of morals", he is still an otaku with extremely nerdy attributes.

As an otaku, Chaoyang really doesn't have the talent to "turn a gentle girl into a queen of S and M", let alone the superb skills of "turning a queen of S and M into a gentle girl".

But at this moment, there was still warmth in his hands, and Si Kezhang's incomparably vivid emotions filled his eyes. Chaoyang's chest felt hot, his teeth gritted, and he decided to fight.

If there are conditions, he wants to go, but if there are no conditions, he will create conditions to go hard!

"Si Kezhang, since I gave you the disc, there is a solution. I actually knew that there was new content on the back of the disc, but I thought you giants would like diversity, but obviously the races are different. Likes are different."

Chaoyang clenched his hands tightly, but his face was full of natural expressions. At this moment, Chaoyang sighed slightly, seeing that Si Kezhang's eyes were full of "Why do you people on earth like this kind of drama?" The figure of the person playing this kind of heavy-handed drama is really small and limitless." "The earth is so scary, it really is better to be a giant race." Looks like Barabara.

Chaoyang clasped Si Kezhang's arms with both hands and slowly climbed down from Si Kezhang's shoulders, and then slowly climbed onto the sofa, before continuing, "Si Kezhang, you came too suddenly. It will take three days to prepare. Three days later, at the same time, you will show up with Shi Lifen, and I will naturally change Shi Lifen back to her original appearance."

"Really?"

Si Kezhang didn't know where his blind trust came from. Seeing what Chaoyang said, his eyes were still red, but the corners of his mouth were grinning with joy.

"It's really easy to deceive, just for being so easy to deceive, he must have no conditions to create conditions to force him!" "

"Of course, as the most qualified plane seller, I will not lie, let alone Si Kezhang, you are still my first good friend on the plane."

"Well, good friend, Chaoyang, you will be my good friend Si Kezhang for life! Chaoyang, then I won't bother you, I'll go back now, two days later I...I...I will definitely come on time."

"Ah."

Chaoyang watched the light dim and brighten before him, and Si Kezhang disappeared in front of Chaoyang with an excited expression on his face.

Chaoyang smiled, and stood there so calmly.

Tick ​​tick tick tick, time gradually flow.

"1 minute...2 minutes...3 minutes...almost."

In a low, murmur-like voice, Chaoyang looked at the plane store full of shelves, with a smile on his face, he sat down on the sofa.

"Hey, host, 1314520 clearly heard the verbal contract between the host and the giants, but 1314520 didn't perceive any solution for the host. Host, this is the first time that 1314520 can't perceive the host's emotions. Could it be that the host predicted in 1314520 Has it been upgraded?"

The chubby, pink and tender 1314520 strenuously jumped onto the sofa, and then strenuously jumped on top of Chaoyang's head, staring straight at Chaoyang with an incomprehensible look and looking forward to Chaoyang's solution.

Chaoyang "..."

Unable to perceive emotions because there is simply nothing he can do about it.

upgrade?Upgrade as a human?What to upgrade, more blood, whiter skin or taller height?Hehe~

Chaoyang grabbed 1314520 from the top of his head and knocked it hard several times. Hearing the extremely crisp metallic sound beside his ears, Chaoyang felt better for some reason. Internally adjusted to become a gentle kitten?"

"Queen S, M, the word detection is in progress, beep, the detection is successful, Queen S, M translates the meaning..."

"You don't need to translate. I think you don't even know the words. You definitely don't know how to do it. Well... it's better for me to find a way." Chaoyang frowned and interrupted 1314520's words very neatly. The words that were scheduled to be said twisted and twisted in his hands, making 1314520 feel extremely uncomfortable, the corners of Chaoyang's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help smiling.

"It doesn't matter, think about it later, it's better to exercise after sitting for a long time."

Chaoyang was talking to himself, but he stood up from the sofa in the posture of embracing 1314520, and began to look at the shelves one by one in a good mood.

In general, there are many shelves in the plane store, but in fact most of them are empty. Chaoyang quickly looked at most of the shelves, and stood on the shelf labeled "Earth Unique Sex Toys".

All of Chaoyang's products are neatly and clearly arranged on it. Chaoyang is actually very familiar with these products, but when Chaoyang looked at the brand-new outside of the second shelf, there was an anime tied with a red string. The young girl, Chaoyang's eyes lit up uncontrollably.

As for how to adjust "S and M queens into gentle kittens in a short period of time", he may have thought of the specific method.

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