freenovelworld Chapter 217 One life, one pair
Chapter 217 One life, one pair
"Sister?" God King Qi Lan narrowed his eyes dangerously, "Do you often play with your sister's hands?"
She thought it was Ren Peilin from before, and she immediately felt very unhappy.
"Ah? Yes!" The brat had no sense of danger at all and shared it with her happily with a smile.
"Sister Tian'er, sister Xue'er, and sister Wanwan's hands are so small and soft." She gestured as she spoke, making some of them look particularly small.
"How old are your kids?" God King Qi Lan asked in confusion, not knowing whether he should be angry or not.
"One is seven and a half years old, and the other two are three and a half years old."
"Uh..." God King Qi Lan felt speechless. How could there be such a stupid boy!
"Wife, shall we make a contract?" Situ Minghao looked at her with a flattering smile. He was very satisfied with the God King's wife in front of him and wanted to take her back to his nest as soon as possible.
God King Qi Lan looked at him, then looked at God King Situ who was concentrating on coaxing his wife above him. Well, it was confirmed, they were uncle and nephew!
This is exactly the same posture of coaxing his wife, the look of concentration and ignoring everything around, haha. . .
"If you don't refuse, I'll take it as your consent, my wife?" The brat was still dancing! "Then I'll start, my wife?"
Seeing that she did not refuse, Situ Minghao immediately stood up straight, put his feet together, straightened his back, and grabbed her hands with both hands. His eyes were full of seriousness and solemnity. The sudden change directly frightened the God King Qi Lan.
If God King Qi Lan had seen the soldiers of Blue Star China, he would have seen at a glance that this was the standard standing posture, except for the pair of big hands that were reluctant to let go of her.
Before the God King Qi Lan could come back to his senses from his sudden serious and solemn state, he heard this audacious brat squeeze out a drop of blood and loudly chant the oath of the only Taoist partner.
Qi Lan God King was shocked. This brat! Didn't he see that he hadn't forced out his blood yet?
What the hell is the point of him reciting his own oath!
Do you want to be killed by backlash?
Su Xiaojiu and the others in the hall also realized that something was wrong, and they stood up in fright and tried to stop it.
Suddenly, the God King Qi Lan quickly forced out his own blood and essence, which slowly merged into his blood and essence, and then stared at him, waiting for him to finish the oath.
Everyone then breathed a sigh of relief. This brat was so scary!
After the contract was completed, God King Qi Lan immediately sealed off his cultivation that was about to skyrocket, raised his hand and twisted Situ Minghao's ear to start attacking him.
"You ignorant little brat! Do you know how dangerous it was just now?
You can't even make a contract, and yet you dare to chase me and call me your wife!
You are such a bold and reckless brat, wait and see how I will deal with you in the future!"
"Ah, ah, ah! Wife! Wife! Be gentle, it hurts..."
Situ Minghao was so angry and beaten up by his wife that he screamed and cried, and he had no idea that he had remembered the procedure of the couple contract incorrectly.
"You dare to cry out in pain!" Seeing that he had no idea of his fault, God King Qi Lan was so angry that he pinched him hard.
"Ahhh... It hurts! My dear wife, I was wrong. Please let go!" Situ Minghao didn't know why his wife was so angry, but he quickly apologized and saved his poor ears.
"Do you know that if I hadn't reacted quickly just now, you would have been backfired by the contract?"
"Ah? What's the backlash?" Situ Minghao looked at his furious wife in bewilderment. Did he do something wrong? Didn't they successfully form a bond?
"You..." God King Qi Lan was almost pissed off by him!
"God King Gulan!" She was so angry that she let go of a certain brat's ears that had been twisted red, and yelled at Su Xiaojiu who didn't have time to rush down from the stage.
"Ugh!" Moujiu was frightened by the sudden artillery fire and quickly tried to distance himself from it.
“I didn’t teach you that!”
"That's you? God King Situ?" God King Qi Lan roared at Situ Han again.
"You little brat!" Situ Han was also wronged, okay? He gnashed his teeth and wanted to beat the kid!
It was indeed he who taught me, but he didn’t teach it that way!
Su Xiaojiu knew that Situ Han was too disdainful to explain to other women, so she quickly explained on behalf of her husband.
"God King Qi Lan, please don't wrongly accuse my husband. It must be that this brat didn't study hard. So many children are taught by my family, how could this brat make a mistake?"
"Brat!" God King Qi Lan finally understood the situation. How could his uncle deliberately teach the wrong way about the partnership contract?
It must be just as the Ancient Blue God King said, this brat didn't even learn the contract properly, how much of a jerk does he deserve to do such a thing!
He cursed even more angrily than Situ Han and only then did he feel relieved!
"Um... did I make a mistake just now?" The brat only now realized that he had really made a mistake, and it seemed that it was not a small mistake.
Not seeing that his uncle looked like he was going to beat him up, and looking at his wife who was also gritting her teeth, he shrank his neck guiltily, not daring to look her in the eye.
"Ha!" God King Qi Lan laughed out of anger!
Why did I become so soft-hearted and rush to save this brat, putting myself in danger?
Look at how guilty and cowardly this brat looks. I really want to slap him hard.
"Three chapters of agreement!"
"Ah?" Situ Minghao looked at his wife, whose demeanor suddenly changed, in bewilderment.
“First, you are not allowed to take concubines!
Second, divorce is not allowed!
Third, a couple for life!"
Situ Minghao realized that it was his wife asking him to abide by the rules of marriage, but why did it sound like his wife was confessing her love to him?
He immediately picked up his wife excitedly and spun around happily several times, "Wife, I received your confession, and I will definitely do my best to keep you together for the rest of your lives!"
The God King Qi Lan was so angry at his silly look that he laughed. He even confessed his love to him. Why don’t you go to heaven, you little brat!