Chapter 580 Don’t do that kind of thing!!!
Chapter 580 Don’t do that kind of thing!!!
Bai Xuan was speechless, and faced with Wen Yixuan's monologue, he racked his brains to squeeze out an "oh".
But in Wen Yixuan's ears, this "Oh" became Bai Xuan's disdain and naked contempt for himself.
Children in their chuunibyou and rebellious phase cannot bear to hear this!!!
"Don't be so proud!" The child was immediately furious, "You will cry later!!!"
"No, I'm just curious." Facing Wen Yixuan's unilateral jumping up and down, Bai Xuan remained calm and asked in a calm voice, "How are you going to replace me?"
As he spoke, Bai Xuan's already dark pupils became more like a bottomless abyss, as if to drag people in.
At the same time, Bai Xuan slowly raised one hand, placed it on his neck, and stroked it from left to right.
"Are you going to kill me?"
Wen Yixuan:!!!
"You, you, you are so dark inside!!!"
The frightened child took a step back, holding his chest, his face turned pale and he said angrily.
"How could Sister Bai Yuan have a brother as heavy-hearted as you?!"
"Just wait, I will definitely expose your sinister and vicious true face in front of her someday!!!"
Bai Falcon:?
Okay, okay, I'm dark again...
A trace of distress flashed across Bai Xuan's eyes.
That's why he least wanted to see Wen Yixuan.
It’s obvious that Da Che is such a gentle, easy-going and steady person!
Why is his brother so shocked!!!
Gene mutation?!
Just when Bai Xuan was trying to further analyze the cause of Wen Yixuan's abstract behavior from a biological perspective.
Two long shadows were dragged all the way to their feet.
At the same time, a soft and artificial voice rang out from behind:
"I'm so happy to be able to attend my sister's party~"
"So happy~"
"After all, I really like Sister Bai Yuan~"
“Yeah~”
"After all~for me~"
"Come and see~Sister Bai Yuan~She is~first-rate~"
"Business~"
"Whee!"
"Hehe~ Wen Yixuan, you're so disgusting~"
After hearing the two familiar ghostly voices coming from one after the other, Bai Xuan's back stiffened in an instant, a layer of cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and his whole body exuded a desperate aura of "I really want to escape~ Damn it! It's too late!!!"
Wen Yixuan, who was facing Bai Xuan and could just see the faces of the two people behind him, also looked alert and put on a confrontational posture. He seemed to be arching his back and hissing like a cat with its fur standing on end.
"Jiang Feng! Jiang Ran! What are you doing here?!"
Behind Bai Xuan are Bai Yuan and Bai Xuan’s twin cousins, Jiang Feng and Jiang Ran.
At this moment, the two children were wearing exactly the same neutral dress and had the same androgynous face. The way they held hands intimately was indescribable.
Hearing Wen Yixuan's question, Jiang Ran shook off his brother's hand and laughed:
"That's really weird! This is my cousin's birthday party, why can't I come?"
Jiang Feng also chimed in: "Isn't it natural for younger brothers and sisters to celebrate their "older sister's" birthday? Bro, what are you being jealous about~"
"I haven't seen you for a few days. You're still as low as ever~Xiao Xuandidi~"
Seeing that the two groups of troops automatically searched for the enemy after meeting, Bai Xuan, who felt under pressure, originally planned to take this opportunity to slip away.
But a hand was on his shoulder first, forcing him down.
"Don't run away, little cousin~"
Jiang Ran smiled creepily, twisting Bai Xuan's head and forcing him to face Wen Yixuan:
"My cousin and I are actually siblings. We share the same blood. No matter what you do, you can't change the fact that they are blood relatives. But what about you~"
Jiang Ran sighed in mock distress, "Alas, I can only rely on my youth these past two years to act young in front of my cousin and call her sister~"
"How pitiful~" Jiang Feng also laughed and mocked, "Little cousin, you will be the eldest cousin's younger brother for your whole life. Your blooming period is only a few short years~"
"If you still call her 'Sister Bai Yuan' when you grow up, even your cousin will find it disgusting, right?"
"Old onion pretending to be young garlic, tsk tsk, so disgusting~"
"Disgusting?!" Wen Yixuan was so shocked that he took several steps back, looking at Jiang Feng and Jiang Ran in disbelief.
The child imagined in his mind the disgust that might appear on the other person's face when he called out "Sister Bai Yuan" in a hoarse voice ten years from now.
The sky is falling!!!
Don’t do that kind of thing!!!!
"You! You're talking nonsense! You're talking nonsense!!!" Wen Yixuan forced himself to maintain his composure and retorted calmly, "Sister Bai Yuan wouldn't think that I, I..."
Ahhhhh!
Could it be that my brother was abandoned by Sister Bai Yuan because he had grown up and was no longer lovable?!
Damn it! Wen Yiche, you are unforgivable!
I have the same face as you, so I am so unlucky!!!
Don’t involve me and sister Bai Yuan’s relationship!!!
The child automatically blamed all the mistakes on his cheap older brother, and finally convinced himself that it was all Wen Yiche's fault.
Jiang Ran in front of him smiled lightly and continued:
"Besides, it's not just Bai Xuan. I'm your eldest cousin's younger sister, and Jiang Feng is her younger brother. Ultimately, we're a family. You want to get involved? Ha, who the hell do you think you are!"
Jiang Feng chimed in, "That's right! We can all call our cousin 'sister' anytime, anywhere, without any restrictions. Even if we're in our seventies or eighties, it's totally fine! You want to be our cousin's 'only brother'? Ask us first if we agree!"
As he spoke, Jiang Ran pulled out a folding fan from somewhere and quickly swung it aside to cover half of his face, revealing only his innocent eyes, which looked as pure as a deer's.
"'Only'? Don't be ridiculous. My cousin has many brothers. Actually, I'm the only sister who can be considered to have a blood relationship with her. In other words—"
"I am my cousin's "only" sister!"
"Haha, what do you think, kid? Are you jealous? Do you want to come over and punch me? Hehe, I'll piss you off to death! I'll piss you off to death!"
Bai Falcon:......
The scene I least wanted to see happened!
Three-year-old children quarreling!
Bai Xun sighed.
At this time, the time for the banquet to officially begin was approaching, and more and more guests poured into the banquet hall. The bickering between the twins and Wen Yixuan also attracted the attention of some adults.
Because the children present all looked soft and cute, and were wearing beautiful dresses, they were obviously the young ladies and young masters of some family.
Therefore, even if a fight is about to break out in front of them, in the eyes of the adults watching, it is still a meaningless behavior like a cat swinging its fist.
Everyone who sees it will say "How cute!"
It's very normal for children of this age to quarrel one foot and hold hands the next!
——Adults should not meddle in children’s affairs.
Seeing that more and more people were gathering to watch, Wen Yixuan was no longer able to gain the upper hand in words. His eyes rolled and instantly became misty.
"Sister Jiang Ran~"
The child's eyes were filled with tears, and he sobbed as if he had suffered a great injustice.
"I don't know how I offended my sister. You three actually teamed up to target me..."
She pinched her thigh hard again in secret, and tears immediately rolled down her face.
"If I did something wrong, tell me and I'll change, okay? Woohoo, don't exclude me..."
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