Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Chapter 1018 Little Qilin, Little Taotie is here to play with you 6



Chapter 1018 Little Qilin, Little Taotie is here to play with you 6

The little Taotie hasn't seen the little Pixiu for several days, and the little Qilin won't let him see it, saying it's not his own cub, so why isn't he letting him see it?

Zhang Qilin: . . . .

Adult topics are not suitable for children to know.

Black Bear: ...

He reached out and twisted the mute's waist hard.

Damn it, why are you exerting so much strength?

"Rub it for me."

When the little Taotie saw the little Pixiu lying on the sofa and having his waist rubbed by the little Qilin, it also flew over on all fours and lay beside the blind man.

"I want a waist massage, too."

He said it confidently and then waited.

Zhang Qilin paused and gave each of them a hand.

The little Taotie told the little Pixiu that it had eaten a lot of things, some of which were delicious and some were not.

It revealed its true form in the sea, one bite turned into a big whale, so delicious!

Hei Xia Zi was very supportive and felt that he had missed such a fun thing, so he also wanted to go.

After all, he is a wealthy blind man with a certificate of blindness.

The entire cruise ship was dedicated to serving them.

Travel around the world on a cruise ship.

Xia Xia is rich.

Zhang Qilin: . . . .

When you two discuss this, take him with you.

Little Qilin continued to work as a masseur.

The blind man has a good waist, but the little glutton has no waist.

Little Taotie: . . . .

It can swallow a mountain in one bite. When it grows bigger, it can swallow a world in one bite.

Little half-blood, I'll take control of you.

The little Taotie fell asleep due to being pressed.

The blind man didn't speak either.

Zhang Qilin carried the little Taotie back to the room, and then he carried the blind man back to the room.

housekeeper:.....

The young master and his friends have a really good relationship.

As for Taotie, you have to know that even if it is a pet, if it is reborn well, it can be treated like a top-notch cruise ship.

He also has to arrange for someone to cook.

The salary is high, I am motivated to work, and I can go ashore to play for a few months from time to time. Life is so comfortable.

This was probably the time when Hei Xia Zi was the richest. Sometimes he could even rob other fellows and then run away. Especially when he went to the United States, he bought a lot of local specialties.

I was so happy that I could now compete biu biu on the sea.

Zhang Qilin: . . . . .

A huge mouth of the abyss, and a man who is enjoying playing with guns.

It’s a pity that the blind man didn’t like his gun. He thought his gun was very good, big and good.

Small guns are so boring, only big guns have recoil.

The feeling of having your shoulder knocked off is the most comfortable feeling. The blind man actually likes small guns.

He is a big sniper, he can't be small.

There is no way to change this, I can only clean the gun occasionally, for fear that the blind man will be unhappy.

The gun still needs to be maintained in good condition, otherwise what if the blind man likes it again?

Big guns and heavy machine guns are very attractive.

Zhang Qilin likes to practice shooting with Hei Xiazi.

housekeeper:....

It's a small scene that's fine.

It's been like this these past few days.

The butler stood at the door of the restaurant, holding a freshly grilled top-grade Wagyu rib in his hand, the aroma filling the air.

He was about to invite a few young masters to dinner when he heard Zhang Qilin's voice from the other end of the living room:

"Small guns are flexible, easy to conceal, and suitable for close combat. Your sniper rifle makes too much noise, but mine is just right."

Zhang Qilin thinks he is very capable and he treats everyone equally.

Hei Xiazi rolled his eyes at him and asked, "Are they talking about the same gun?"

He was talking about the gun.

"Tsk, dumb, you don't understand.

Big gun, that's what momentum is!

The recoil hit the shoulder blade, "bang"!

The soul trembles, how exciting!

Small gun? Biu biu biu, it's like tickling, boring."

He even exaggeratedly made a move of leaning back due to the recoil, which caused the little Taotie next to him to imitate him, flapping its short legs in the air.

When the little Taotie heard the word "gun" in a daze, he immediately pricked up his ears and interrupted in a baby voice: "Gun? The little Taotie's mouth is the most powerful gun! Biu~ One mouthful can destroy a mountain!"

After saying that, it tried to open its mouth wide to demonstrate, but ended up yawning loudly, and its saliva almost dripped onto the expensive Persian carpet.

Hei Xiazi looked at the little Taotie's saliva with disdain and wiped it clean.

Little Taotie was still saying, "Xia Xia, where is my gem? I promised to show it to you today!"

It has no interest in guns and only cares about its own "treasure".

Now it can also appreciate shiny things and eats them one by one, crispy and crunchy.

Black Blind was immediately distracted, and he took out a few glittering gemstones from his trouser pocket, which were obviously valuable, and handed them to Little Qilin like offering treasures: "Here, these are the local specialties I just negotiated last night. Do you like them?"

As soon as the little Taotie got the gem, he curled up in satisfaction, rubbing his cheek against the gem and purring with satisfaction.

In the end, it was pushed to the little Pixiu.

"If the blind man likes it, give it to the blind man."

The two of them are very friendly.

Hei Xiazi put it in his pocket without any hesitation.

He just likes shiny things, but it doesn’t matter, he still has a lot and will give the little Taotie better ones later.

Zhang Qilin looked at the "jewelry transaction" scene in front of him, then looked at the little Taotie next to him with an expression of "I am the most powerful weapon", and silently increased the strength of his hands.

He has been pressing it these days.

“Hiss——!” Hei Xia Zi was caught off guard and his sore spot was pressed. He gasped in pain, “Dumb! Be gentle! My waist is going to break!”

The dead mute felt that he was ignoring him and was being pretentious.

Zhang Qilin's grip loosened a little, and the muscles under his fingertips felt warm and firm.

He glanced at Hei Xiazi's profile and thought: Don't like small guns? OK.

Anyway, his "heavy weapons arsenal" is always ready, well-maintained, and well-stocked with ammunition.

If one day this blind man suddenly feels like trying out "heavy fire suppression", he will make sure to let the blind man experience what the real "soul shock" and "feeling of being knocked away" are.

As for now, let him keep his mouth shut.

The butler was holding the meat, and he didn't know whether to move forward or backward.

He clearly heard some key words, and combined with the topic the young masters were discussing just now...

The professional smile on the butler's face was flawless: the young masters have a good relationship.

And Mr. Hei, your waist is in such a condition, and you are still thinking about comparing the recoil with a sniper rifle?

He silently decided to ask the kitchen to add another serving of the Ten-Ingredient Tonic Soup to nourish the kidneys and strengthen the bones.

This is what a housekeeper should do.

The cruise ship sailed smoothly on the blue sea.

Hei Xia Zi has already begun enthusiastically planning which underground auction or "friendly exchange" to attend at the next landing point, with the goal of stocking up some shiny "snacks" for his gluttonous cubs.

He had ten and Taotie had one.

Zhang Qilin sat quietly aside, picked up a piece of velvet, and began to slowly wipe the black gold ancient sword that he never left behind.

Although Blind Man always dislikes it as a "small gun", in his hands, it is the most reliable and deadly partner, and is more convenient to use than any sniper rifle.

Of course, he also has another "big gun" that needs "maintenance" ready at all times, just waiting for some blind man who says one thing and does another to "load" it one day.

The butler finally found the right time and coughed lightly, "Masters, dinner is ready. We have Kobe beef and deep-sea bluefin tuna that have just been airlifted in."

Hei Xiazi's eyes lit up, and he instantly forgot about all the guns and cannons: "Eat, eat! I'm starving! Dumb, quickly carry me over!"

He reached out his hand to Zhang Qilin with confidence.

Zhang Qilin: “…” He silently put down the knife, bent down resignedly, and picked up the “Rich Xia Xia” who had a sore back but a cunning mouth.

The little Taotie was awakened by the aroma of food. He jumped up and rushed to the restaurant on all fours: "Eat! Eat! Taotie wants to eat it all!"

Zhang Qilin was not worried that the little Taotie would be discovered when he spoke, because there was a barrier and to others it would just sound like a dog barking.

At most, we can lament that their lives are worse than those of dogs.

In China, little Wu Xie knew from a young age that his family was very poor. They only had a house and a shop, and the home was empty.

There is nothing more.

My second uncle works so hard to make money, but I don’t know if he has paid it back yet.

Their family has creditors.

Xie Yuchen was very happy. His father said that the people in the main vein were often poor, unlike them who could make money and everything would be fine.

Dad is awesome! He is not a pauper!


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