freenovelworld Chapter 47 Stuffing the Nose
Chapter 47 Stuffing the Nose
After playing around, Jiang Tong and Lan Ruo's attention was gradually drawn to the beastman who was turning over the soil.
In one morning, the five of them had cleared three plots of land, and Yin Fan had also pulled out all the tree stumps and gone back.
This efficiency is amazing.
As the animal husbands began composting, a foul odor wafted over, startling the two men so much that they turned pale and screamed repeatedly.
"Yunyun, what is this thing? It's black and smells awful?"
"Yeah! Yeah! What is this? It smells even worse than the herbal concoctions my mother-in-law makes!"
Seeing the two's reactions, Mu Yunyun and the beastmen, once again thinking of the unlucky Jin Yan, couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Jin Yan rolled his eyes, almost losing his temper. All the mental preparation he had managed to do vanished in an instant.
Mu Yunyun wanted to hold back, but she couldn't, so she could only bite her lip tightly and answer with feigned composure:
"Don't be afraid, you two. This is farmyard manure I've prepared, specially for growing vegetables."
Orcs are born with a phobia of unpleasant smells; their subconscious tells them this.
It smells bad, and it's usually poisonous!
Lan Ruoke was unconvinced and continued to press for answers:
"Farmyard manure? For growing vegetables? For eating?"
"Yunyun, are you sure the vegetables you grow won't be poisonous? Are they still safe to eat?"
"I'm sure it's edible!"
Finally, the two of them couldn't take it anymore and got up and left the courtyard.
Before leaving, he reminded Mu Yunyun to call them when the bok choy was ripe.
Little did they know that beneath these thriving cabbages lay stinking wild animal droppings.
After the two men left, the five laborers began to collect manure and compost it.
It would be a lie to say they don't mind the smell!
Mu Yunyun had instructed that the clear broth and manure water above should be used to irrigate the jade bok choy, which had grown to the height of a hand, as top dressing.
The lower, more viscous material is buried in the newly turned soil for composting.
Normally, the six of them wouldn't be able to defecate this much.
Yesterday, after Jin Yan got up, he asked Hao Bai to take Ting Yu, Qi Yan, and Lang Ya to the Dark Forest to collect some dried animal droppings.
While others who transmigrate to the beast world fall in love and have children, Mu Yunyun spends her days picking up poop.
Thinking about this, she couldn't help but criticize herself.
In the consciousness space, the duck, who was playing mahjong with its three clones, finally couldn't take it anymore.
He adjusted his cool sunglasses on the bridge of his nose and began to speak:
[Host, you're forcing yourself to suffer when you can't!]
[Get these three stunningly handsome beast husbands as soon as possible! Five times the affection points, you can buy anything you want!]
"Come on, I know you too well. You're a heartless merchant, trying to scam me again."
"I still prefer vegetables grown by ourselves and with our own hard work; they taste better!"
[Alright, go ahead and plant them, just don't let the stench drive all the beastmen away! If they do, you'll be punished by the system!]
"This! It can't be that bad!"
Feeling guilty, he turned to look at the five beastmen.
Except for Jin Yan, who remained relatively calm, the others gradually contorted their expressions, holding their breath and turning their heads to the side.
The inner monologues of the five people:
Wolf Fang: This outhouse water is really smelly. I never thought my poop would smell this bad!
Hang in there, I'm the number one beast husband!
Hao Bai: Good heavens, this stinks much worse than wild animal droppings. The little female is looking at me, so I have to endure it no matter how smelly it is.
Qi Yan: I'm a spirit-type Jade Fox, what's a little bit of stench? I'll endure it for Yunyun's sake!
Tingyu: It stinks! It's 500 times stinker than yesterday's dried feces. The little female's demands are too peculiar. I can't lose, so I'll endure it.
Jin Yan: Hmph! What's a little bit of stench? I've even slept in outhouses before, it's nothing!
...
Clearly, Mu Yunyun had also lost her confidence.
Standing in the middle of the field ridge, he said cautiously:
"Hey, if anyone thinks it smells bad, you can bring it over here and I'll water it!"
What? The little female wants to water it!
Is she blaming us? We can't even handle such a small thing!
Yes, that's for sure, we're so useless.
...
Another long brainstorming session ensued, and the five beastmen suddenly felt a strong sense of crisis.
"No need, Yunyun, look, it doesn't smell at all, we can manage!"
Wolf Fang was the first to speak, and everyone else echoed him, awkwardly forcing smiles.
Mu Yunyun was deeply moved.
She knew that all five of her beastly husbands were accommodating her because they loved her, which was why they were willing to do such humble things.
But seeing the five of them stubbornly insisting on their own way, she found them quite adorable.
The consciousness awakened the duck, and it spent 2000 love points to redeem a pack of 10 rolls of toilet paper in the system shop.
He took out a scroll, placed it in his hand, and softly said to the five beastmen in front of him:
"Everyone, don't move! Wait for me!"
Upon receiving the little female's command, everyone seemed to be bewitched, willingly standing still in place.
Mu Yunyun first walked to Qi Yan, who was closest to her, tore off the plastic packaging from the toilet paper, and threw it into the trash can in her consciousness space with practiced ease.
She deftly tore off a small section and, with her beautiful hands, rolled it into two cylinders.
Facing the exquisitely beautiful jade fox, she stood on tiptoe and said seductively:
"Come a little closer!"
When those five words came from the mouth of the beautiful young female in front of him, Qi Yan felt a tingling sensation all over his body.
Her face flushed, her heart pounded, her breathing became rapid, and her body temperature rose sharply. She obediently bent down, letting her do as she pleased.
Mu Yunyun lowered her eyelashes slightly, her face showing shyness, her soft lips close together, their breaths mingling.
Gently, she stretched out her hands and inserted the two cylinders into Qi Yan's high nose.
Qi Yan was momentarily confused and disoriented, unable to tell where she was.
God knows how much he wanted to grab the little female and kiss her deeply.
Mu Yunyun took a step back and said smugly:
"See? Just like that, as long as you plug your nose with this tissue, you can't smell the stench."
"Now everyone stand in line, I'll block them one by one."
Qi Yan was still dizzy and hadn't snapped out of the scene she was imagining.
When the other four heard the words "one by one," they all felt dizzy, restless, and filled with passion.
Especially Tingyu and Jinyan, their hearts were burning with anticipation, almost jumping out of their throats.
The second one is Hao Bai. Mu Yunyun is 1.6 meters tall, which makes her look petite and lovely in front of a male who is over two meters tall.
The two had kissed countless times, and given such close contact, Hao Bai instinctively wanted to be mischievous.
He deliberately didn't bend down, making it impossible for the little female to reach up.
Mu Yunyun knew he was doing it on purpose. Just as she was about to leave, Haobai grabbed her hand and bent down.
The third one was Tingyu. Mu Yunyun walked gently towards him, making him feel as if he were bathed in a spring breeze, and he could not smell any foul odor at all.
She obediently bent over, lowered her head, her eyebrows and eyes drooping, and gradually blushed.
Looking at the little female's skin as smooth as cream, her soft, fragrant lips, and her eyes as clear as stars.
The beast within him almost roared out of its cage the moment the young female's delicate hand touched its nose.
Restraint, extreme restraint.
The fourth is Jin Yan, who is usually impatient but is unusually quiet at this moment.
His handsome face flushed red, and he nervously pursed his thin lips, like a shy quail waiting for the arrival of the little female.
Finally, there's Wolf Fang, who truly deserves to be called the number one beastman, being the most obedient and sensible.
Before Mu Yunyun could make a move, he grabbed her hand and put it into his nose.
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