Chapter 161: Large-Scale Documentary: "The Delicacies of Decepticons"
Chapter 161: Large-Scale Documentary: "The Delicacies of Decepticons"
Inside the coffin that Rosa had meticulously prepared for him, Masked Man simply covered his wounds with a rag to prevent sand from getting in, while struggling to dig out of the coffin, digging through the dirt as he tried to climb out.
Under the full moon, on the moonlit sand, a hand suddenly emerged from the ground. If there were thunder or rain at that moment, it would be just like some zombie movies.
Unfortunately, it rarely rains in the desert, so all you could see was a hand struggling to crawl out from the silvery-white sand, trying to pull the rest of the body out as well.
Did he succeed in the end? Yes, of course he succeeded. He should thank Rosa for missing the ignition chamber with her shot, which saved his life.
But soon he became less grateful and started complaining about why the female machine hadn't given him a quick death.
why?
As soon as Mask emerged from the sand, before he could even shout "I'm free!!" he turned his head and saw two beautiful black legs... and a blue syringe-like tail.
Looking up, he saw the female machine standing next to him holding a bunch of things. Masked immediately sensed something was wrong and tried to crawl back into the "coffin," but Rosa used a solver to control his hand and pull him completely out of the sand.
"Luckily, I had the foresight to bring some water for you to wash." Rosa said, taking several buckets of water from a pile of tools she had brought from behind, hanging the mask up, and pouring the water over the mask's head.
Mask was completely bewildered by this, and even helped pour water to clean it... Your machine is actually quite good, isn't it?
"Uh... thank you?" Masked said hesitantly, then breathed a sigh of relief. He saw Rosa finish cleaning him and then pick up the tin foil to spread a "blanket" on the sand.
However, it's a bit strange that she rolled up the outer edge of the "blanket" to make it into a basin shape.
And even after she washed the sand off herself, she kept herself suspended, using that special... wait?
Mask thought she was still using that strange symbol that had pulled him out, but what he saw was a huge tentacle.
The tentacles were positioned behind him, so he couldn't see them; from his perspective, he could only see Rosa's hands and what she was doing.
Something's not right...something's starting to go wrong!
What is this? !
After watching Rosa finish making the "plate," Masked Man placed him on it and immediately turned his hand into a claw to reach for his embers. Masked Man dodged and tried to escape, but was grabbed by one leg.
"Wait! Wait! Let's talk this out, let me go first!" Mask said as he tried to break free, but Rosa tightened her grip on his foot, even pulling him back. Looking into Mask's optical mirror, Mask only saw madness reflected in Rosa's lens.
“You…” (◎-◎;)
"......" (?? ?;)
"You won't kill me, right?" (′○_○`)
(*n pann)
"You won't eat the machine, right?" (@_@)
(*n pann)
"Right...?" (QAQ)
He finally became afraid, and Rosa seemed to see the fear in his eyes. Suddenly, she grinned ferociously, revealing sharp teeth and a mouth that looked like an iron-eating worm, and tore off one of Mask's legs.
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"
The intense pain made Mask scream, struggling to support or hug his leg, but he didn't expect to see Rosa holding one of his legs and gnawing on it, swallowing it in a couple of bites.
What is she doing?
The masked creature trembled, enduring the pain as it crawled back to escape, only to have its shoulder pierced by sharp claws. It was then flipped over, and with a few cracking sounds, its screams abruptly ceased.
Rosa ate the Fire Seed Chamber. The entire Fire Seed Chamber was put in her mouth and chewed. The moment she bit into the Fire Seed Chamber, the delicious Fire Seed burst out, mixed with the outer wall of the Fire Seed Chamber, and was chewed up before being swallowed.
Delicious??? > < ??
Rosa licked the remaining energy from her claws. Their tongues were very long, unlike the normal length of Cybertronians and humans; their tongues could even reach their own eyes.
The main purpose of such a long tongue is to facilitate eating, as there are sometimes places in the prey's body where the remaining energy cannot be reached.
Looking at the mask lying in the tin foil "iron basin," his energy liquid remained intact in the basin, not a single drop spilled.
Great, nothing was wasted, right?
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"The Taste of the Tyrannosaurus Rex"
The United States, a country that is inherently "free," upholds the principle of freedom over everything, including gender, guns, drugs, and everything else.
Shootings and robberies happen on the streets every day, and there are free purchases; anyway, "freedom is all that matters" (pun).
In a ghost town in Nevada, USA, the houses stand tall in the desert, calmly and quietly awaiting the day they will be eroded, decayed, and turned into sand...
Rosa, whose full name is Rosa Dorman, is known to everyone as Rosa.
Tonight, she's going to make a rare and delicious dish.
First, carefully cut the fresh ingredients at the joints. Because of the iron pot, the armor can be peeled off and left aside, leaving only the delicious pipes, fuel tank, and the parts you want to eat.
High-end ingredients often require only the simplest cooking methods.
Pour gasoline and other seasonings into the ingredients, then knead them to allow the seasonings to fully penetrate the ingredients, enhancing the flavor and texture.
Next, completely wrap the entire ingredient in aluminum foil, then dig a deep pit, fill it with aluminum foil, and pour a little gasoline on the bottom.
After Master Duo finished doing all this, he wiped away non-existent sweat from his brow and prepared to ignite the fire with his gun. Once the gun was fired, the flames would leap into the deep pit, and then a delicious miracle would occur from there.
What's the most important thing in machine making? Timing and control.
Deliciousness doesn't require high temperatures. Chef Duo calculated the approximate time, then scooped the ingredients out, unwrapped the foil, and what appeared to be a very delicious "Beggar's Tiger."
After a busy day (not really), Chef Duomen can finally treat himself to a delicious meal.
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After much deliberation, Sideswipe finally opened the land bridge. He also discovered the land bridge's timer function, which allowed him to schedule the land bridge to reopen in five minutes.
However, he didn't see the timer Rosa had set when she left, meaning she hadn't set it at all...
This further confirmed that something was definitely wrong, so... "Whoosh—"
The blue-green light was incredibly conspicuous in the darkness, and the soft sound went unnoticed by anyone, who was completely absorbed in their dream.
He stepped onto the land bridge, his figure gradually disappearing into the vortex of teleportation within it...
He still couldn't find any problems, such as the small red dots under the base's cameras turning blue...
The cameras had already been hacked and then forwarded, so even if they checked them the next day, they wouldn't find anything wrong.
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