Chapter 213 Civil and Military Battle
Chapter 213 Civil and Military Battle
Lele was quietly doing her homework, while Long Mingyue focused all her attention on listening to the questions.
Although the game sensed something was off about Long Mingyue's energy, she couldn't threaten the game, so she just stood by and did nothing.
After some calculations, Long Mingyue arrived at the final answer: "Tornado."
At this point, America started to speak negatively, saying, "The experts from Japan just did calculations and calculations. How can Japan possibly arrive at the correct answer by simply pinching their fingers?"
"Exactly, they definitely wouldn't just guess randomly, right?"
Although the people of China were also surprised that there was a Lele there counting on her fingers, they were even more worried about whether the answer was correct.
"Have you calculated it yet?" the people in the conference room urged the meteorological expert.
"Not yet, there's too little data on this planet." The meteorologist scratched his head anxiously.
Long Mingyue didn't care and gave the answer directly. The game determined that she was right.
Soon the system rewarded China with a century of favorable weather, while also sending a tornado to America.
The Americans are furious. What business is it of theirs? Why should they be allowed to dump this on their territory?
The game ignored the people's curses and swears. The Amy could only hide at home, afraid that if she went out, she would be swept away by the tornado.
After four rounds, many countries suffered heavy losses, and Lele didn't appear in the next few rounds, so China breathed a sigh of relief.
Among all the countries in the world, China has never experienced a failure; on the contrary, it has always received some rewards.
Look at the devastation the United States suffered from tornadoes, and then look at Japan, where everything is collapsing and being struck by lightning. The whole country is in a terrible state.
The people of China remained calm, going about their business as usual.
After a long wait, it was finally Lele's turn again, and this time it was a written test.
"A civil war? I am not very talented, but I do have some knowledge of military strategy." The Prime Minister is here again. This time, I hope he can take the lead.
After the game explained in detail what a literary battle was, it was the Taoist priest's turn to step forward.
"It's just two armies hurling insults at each other, I can handle that. I'm incredibly sarcastic, I'm sure I can infuriate the other side." The Taoist priest was even willing to belittle himself.
"Taoist priest, you should take a break. This kind of verbal sparring is something this old woman has to do!" Seeing that she finally had a chance to shine, Old Lady Liu immediately stepped forward and pushed the Taoist priest aside.
"I can do it!" The Taoist priest still wanted to try.
"What do you mean, 'you're all right'? Stand aside and don't block this old lady's way!"
The battle began quickly, and everyone instinctively attacked Lele first, since she was the youngest.
"You little brat, you'd better go home and drink your milk!"
Grandma Liu, who had transformed into Lele, stood with her hands on her hips and started to talk back: "You're so big! You have a big head and a small body. If you rolled up, even a dung beetle would have to push you away!"
"You, you..."
"Still breastfeeding? Go home and see if your mom has any milk for you. But even if you have a mom, it's not certain whether she gave birth to you or not!"
"You, I have a mother! I do!" The opposing player was completely taken aback by Liu's scolding.
"How can you talk like that, little girl!" A player from Japan joined in.
"What's wrong with you? You're not even as tall as a table when you stand up, and you're not even as long as a stool when you stand upright. Why do you care what I say?" Mrs. Liu glanced at the short man opposite her.
"Ah! Baka!" The Japanese were furious.
"What's wrong? Am I wrong? Why are you meddling so much? Do you have to taste the saltiness of a manure cart passing by the door?"
"You!" the South Korean man exclaimed.
Old Mrs. Liu immediately retorted, "What do you mean, 'you'? Even an old hen can fly to the sky, you're no better than that!"
"How could you say that!" The South Korean player broke down in shock.
"I told you so! He's a bad person, not good-natured, ugly, and broke." The South Korean contestant looked the other person up and down, and immediately turned red.
"I..." The Mist Country contestant only managed to utter one word.
"Being ugly isn't your intention; it's God throwing a tantrum. Also, if you're not smart, don't try to be bald." The bald and ugly contestant from the Fog Country is feeling resigned.
Next, whenever Grandma Liu saw a contestant from a particular country, that contestant would immediately turn their head away.
"Tch, they're all just small fry!"
Just like that, Grandma Liu easily won a round, and people from other countries said that the little girl's swearing was a bit vulgar.
"Lele, where did she learn these swear words?" Lele's mother was shocked and worried.
"That's our daughter, didn't you see her?" Lele's dad reminded her, and Lele's mom immediately stopped worrying.
Grandma Liu said that this was already a great restraint; usually, the old ladies in the village would argue with a lot of sarcasm.
After the victory in the cultural war, China immediately gained a library containing many books from other planets, which made other countries envious.
After the verbal battle, the next step will be the physical battle.
"Let me do it. I can easily scale walls and rooftops," the Taoist priest said, recommending himself again.
“I’ll do it! Fighting on the battlefield is my forte,” Li Mingyue stepped forward.
The Taoist priest fell silent when he saw Li Mingyue, who stood like an iron tower. What should he do? It seemed that the other party was more reliable.
When the people of China saw Lele, who had a baby face but a muscular body, they were somewhat silent. She was truly a "muscle Barbie."
When the "King Kong Barbie" Li Lele Mingyue appeared, contestants from other countries fell silent.
They originally planned to target Lele first to get revenge for being insulted last time, but they hesitated when they saw Lele transform into a supermodel.
"Charge! She's just a kid!" The Japanese player couldn't hold back any longer; how could he tolerate being called a shorty?
He was the first to rush forward. Li Mingyue was not afraid at all. She practiced the martial arts given to her by Long Mingyue, and now she could easily shatter a boulder with a single punch.
As expected, Li Mingyue punched the Japanese player who was charging at her, sending him flying.
Everyone watched as the Japanese player was punched away by the little girl, flying more than ten meters. After landing, he spat out a mouthful of blood and closed his eyes.
"Oh God!"
This startled everyone else, and they all started avoiding Li Mingyue.
How could this be? She didn't know how the game determined the winner. Since no one was coming to her aid, she would go to the mountain herself.
Li Mingyue went around looking for people, grabbing each athlete from different countries and punching them.
The viewers fell silent. These players from the Flower Kingdom were too violent; no matter how strong a player was, they could take them down with a single punch.
The Chinese people were also silent. What kind of script did Lele have? Her power was too great.
After all the contestants finally passed out, the game judged that Lele had won again, and as a reward, the Chinese nation was given a weapons museum, displaying all kinds of alien weapons.
Lin Liuyi and the others were also shocked; Li Mingyue's combat strength was surprisingly strong.
Long Mingyue nodded in satisfaction. It was clear that Li Mingyue had indeed put in the effort to practice, and she estimated that her figure would be back to normal by the next time she saw her.
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