Chapter 184 Redeveloping Bones
Chapter 184 Redeveloping Bones
"Don't worry, those small fry can't hurt me, Old Sun!"
After comforting Daiyu for a moment, Monkey King went off to fight again.
Daiyu was helpless; she had chosen the monkey herself, so what could she do? Of course, she was thinking of his best interests.
Since Lin Liuyi said the general direction cannot be changed, then changing a few details in the middle is no big deal.
"A fake golden headband?"
Daiyu, you really have wild ideas!
"Yes, judging from the title of this book, if it weren't for that scoundrel Tang Xuanzang tricking the Great Sage with a hat and making him wear the golden headband, the Great Sage wouldn't have suffered so much on his journey to the West. Besides, all the demons along the way were either from heaven or the west, yet the Great Sage had to bear all the blame." Lin Daiyu said, extremely indignant.
Lin Liuyi thought about it and realized that Daiyu's words made sense. With Monkey King's fighting power, if it weren't for the headband, Tang Sanzang wouldn't be able to keep an eye on him. Anyway, it's just a formality, so a fake one is fine too.
Lin Liuyi agreed, but she instructed Daiyu to make sure she communicated well with Monkey King, so that no one would find out and Guanyin Bodhisattva would come up with another trick, catching them off guard.
But what style should they forge? In the end, Lin Liuyi had someone forge all the golden hoops that appeared in the book, TV series, and movies. There had to be something similar, right?
Speaking of the golden headband, I wonder if Monkey King will be able to ask Tang Sanzang what the incantation for the headband is about; she's so curious!
After settling things off with this couple, Lin Liuyi planned to go to Ghost Reader's place to listen to some gossip and relax.
As soon as Lin Liuyi got through to the video call with Ghost Reader, he discovered that a large number of people had gathered on his end.
"What happened? What's wrong? Tell me quickly!"
What big gossip is this? She didn't miss it, did she?
"June 1st, you've come at the right time! They're arguing right now!"
“This is my man!” said the first ghost woman.
“Nonsense! This is my man!” said the second ghost woman.
“Bullshit! This is my man!” said the third ghost woman.
“Shut up, all of you! This is my man, okay? We’re married!” said the fourth ghost woman.
"Hu Qing, tell me, whose man are you!" Just as the four were about to start arguing again, the fourth ghost woman pulled a male ghost out of the crowd.
"Ah Hui! I..." the man stammered.
At this moment, the ghost reader was telling Lin Liuyi how this happened, which was all because of square dancing.
Now, many places in the ghost realm have sound systems, and people often gather together to dance in the square.
Since ghosts don't need to sleep or rest, and they don't need to eat or drink, they can just jump around when they're bored.
As they danced, they started chatting, and what started as chatting escalated when the four women realized that their husbands seemed to be one person, and they began to argue.
"Wow, this guy is something else!" Lin Liuyi exclaimed.
Meanwhile, the argument was still going on. "Husband, is it a lie that you cook for me every day?" the first ghost woman said.
"Husband, you even wash my clothes!" said the second ghost woman.
“Husband, you never argue with me!” said the third ghost woman.
“Hu Qing, you are the child’s father!” said the fourth ghost woman.
"What's going on? Why aren't these women tearing at this guy together? Why are they arguing instead?"
This isn't going in the right direction. If a man has mistresses, shouldn't everyone be at odds with each other and tear each other apart? At least the original spouse should be fighting back!
"Sister, you don't know this. Those aunties were saying that this man gives each family a share of the household expenses, and he keeps each family's home very tidy and organized. They also said he's good to each of his wives, they never argue, and he's always very polite to his neighbors in the neighborhood!"
The ghost reader said he was envious, because none of the older women had cursed the man; they were all praising him!
Well, when a man gives you both money and emotional support, no wonder all these women are fighting over him!
Sure enough, all five of them left happily in the end!
"Xiao Hu is so much better than my old man!" Even some older women are still talking about him!
"Then you should go too!"
"I'd like to join, but unfortunately, young Hu wouldn't consider someone my age!" The older woman wasn't intimidated by others' teasing.
Alright, having just arrived and already witnessed such a grand spectacle, Lin Liuyi thought that the readers' side was indeed more interesting.
"Hey kids! Why do you all look different now!"
Lin Liuyi snapped out of his reverie and realized that most of the ghosts in the Ghost Reader's world were no longer mist people, but were gradually returning to their former appearances.
"Right? You really have a way with Liu Yi! Ever since I started square dancing, my back doesn't ache, my legs don't hurt, and my feet aren't numb anymore. I can climb five flights of stairs in one go without a problem!" Ghost Reader boasted.
Lin Liuyi's face darkened. If you didn't know better, you'd be doing square dancing. If you didn't know better, you'd think you'd taken some kind of magic pill.
"However, why are your clothes darker than everyone else's?" Lin Liuyi observed carefully and noticed something different.
"I don't know, maybe it's because I always liked wearing black clothes when I was alive." The ghost reader scratched his head, not caring, and instead asked Lin Liuyi if he still wanted the bones.
"Why are there more bones again?" Lin Liuyi remembered that the last time he exchanged bones with him, he shaved off a sharp point from the pile of ghost readers' bones.
And now, the pile of bones is even higher than before.
"Hey, it's because everyone's embarrassed to come to the square dancing, so they just bring a bone up from the sea each time, and that's how this pile of bones has accumulated over time!"
No, you're bringing gifts like you're visiting relatives! Just picking up bones along the way.
"But after collecting so many bones from the sea, the water seems to have become clearer, and there's less fog," the ghost reader recounted his observation.
Do bones pollute seawater?
Oh well, Lin Liuyi doesn't understand anyway. It's good that there are so many bones, since they need them. It's just a hassle to have the ghost reader read it all over again every time.
Just as Lin Liuyi was about to tease him, the ghost reader hesitated and said, "Liuyi, could you get us something?"
After the ghost reader explained, they gathered a group of people who wanted to set up a Wi-Fi network here.
Lin Liuyi fell silent; this was somewhat beyond her comprehension.
“I don’t know the specifics, but I can send you some books and some classes. As for materials? I think you could try the ones from your side.” Lin Liuyi racked his brains.
"But we have nothing but bones here!" the ghost reader lamented.
He originally wanted to work on electricity first, but then he realized that there was no night in the underworld, so working on electricity seemed pointless. He then changed his mind and started working on the internet.
"Then use bones! Look, these bones have some strange energy attached to them, which should be useful to you too!" The more Lin Liuyi spoke, the more he felt that what he said was possible.
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