freenovelworld Chapter 38: The fish we ate was the one we used to wash our feet.
Chapter 38: The fish we ate was the one we used to wash our feet.
Mu Zhenxin said, "Of course you gave the most points: 'Let's go in order, Brother Huang, you don't need to be modest, they all get a share.'"
With his foot already pulled away, what could Emperor Tianhuang say?
'Clap clap clap! '
The familiar voice, the familiar process, what was unfamiliar was the colorful flattery that Mu Zhen was spewing from her mouth.
Mu Zhen pressed her knuckles hard against the man's sole, carefully explaining, "Hehe, this acupoint hurts a bit, but as long as you can bear it, Brother Huang, I guarantee you'll have seven times every night from now on!"
Emperor Tianhuang: ...
So his future fate is likely to be death from exhaustion?
"You seem to know a lot about this!" Emperor Tianhuang said with a forced smile, his words full of sarcasm.
Of course I know that every time I go to a foot massage parlor, I can have six or seven rounds of sex every night.
After serving Emperor Tianhuang, when it was time to go to Huangfu Zique's place, Huangfu Zique waved his hand repeatedly: "I'm not greedy, once a day is enough, you go find them."
"Hehe, me too. I can't handle more than that. Once is enough!" Fu Tingyu waved his hand to shoo people away as well.
Mu Yunfei was unwilling to be touched by her again, so only Longyuan at the end remained.
Longyuan filled his teacup and casually reminded him, "It's not perfect without fish spa foot massage!"
The quote is something that someone once said.
Does this mean they want to try fish therapy too?
Mu Zhen was in a dilemma. A few days ago, because he was too lazy to take care of the ornamental fish every day, he released them all into the sea, including the suckerfish: "Brother Yuan, there are no fish left on the boat!"
His cold, sharp, dark eyes, like those of a hawk, glanced at the woman casually, exuding an oppressive aura.
The man truly surrendered: "Okay, okay, I'll go get it for you right away!"
Watching the woman's hurried departure, Fu Tingyu glanced at Bai Longyuan and said, "She's rarely been nice to you, so why did you go and cause her trouble?"
"Hmph! Isn't she the one who loves to cause trouble the most? I'm just fulfilling her wish." After saying that, Long Yuan adjusted to a more comfortable sitting position and smiled as he drank with Fu Tingyu.
Mu Zhen didn't go out for long. Soon he came back in carrying a bucket. Before Long Yuan could see it clearly, a plump carp slid into his bucket.
Icy cold and slippery, a large bucket of cold water was poured into the basin, turning what was originally a warm foot bath into a cold foot wash.
Long Yuan's upturned lips suddenly drooped. Although he didn't know how much the other party planned to ask him for for this foot bath, since he had paid for it, how could they dare to treat him with such a perfunctory attitude?
"What are you doing?" He kicked the fat carp that was rubbing against him.
Mu Zhen pulled over a small stool and sat down directly at the man's feet. She looked up with a serious expression and said, "I'll give you a fish spa and foot massage, Brother Yuan. These are the only edible fish we have on the boat. Just make do with these for now. You drink yours, and I'll give you a massage!"
Damn it, we have to deduct 100 million from this item. 300 million for a bath, 10 million for a meal, and by the time the female lead arrives, 500 million will be all gone!
Want to redeem the watch? Dream on!
Long Yuan never intended to enjoy a normal fish spa; he just wanted to take the opportunity to make things difficult for her. Now that the fish had been brought, he couldn't nitpick any further.
The massage technique was far too clumsy and unprofessional.
However, it was quite amusing to see this usually arrogant person acting like a little servant, holding his feet and kneading them vigorously.
I settled back comfortably into my seat and quietly enjoyed the other person's service.
"Shhhhh..."
Huangfu Zique whistled as he walked to the refrigerator next to the kitchen, took out a can of beer, and was about to leave when he glanced back and saw an unbelievable scene in the kitchen.
Mu Zhen had no idea that she was being spied on. She took the big carp out of the bucket, scrubbed and washed it clean, then gutted it... and finally steamed it!
Huangfu Zique quietly withdrew his head, took his beer and returned to the hall. His peach blossom eyes, which had a hint of evil, gloated as he looked at everyone, and then he calmly found a seat.
There was absolutely no intention to remind anyone.
So at lunchtime, when Mu Zhen brought out the plate of steamed fish, Long Yuan was briefly stunned, but he didn't seem to figure it out, so he gave up and started picking up a piece of fish and putting it in his mouth: "It tastes good, try it all!"
He generously shared it with everyone.
Upon hearing this, several people reached for their chopsticks, except for Huangfu Zique.
Fu Tingyu glanced at Huangfu Zique, who was engrossed in eating, and kindly said, "Zique, don't you really like fish? It does taste pretty good, why don't you try some?"
"Oh? Oh! My stomach isn't feeling too well today, so I can't eat anything with a 'fishy' smell. You guys eat it!" He looked serious, not like he was joking.
Mu Zhen didn't eat either. It wasn't that she was trying to mess with anyone, but rather that she didn't think there was anything wrong with doing so.
When Longyuan reached for the steamed fish for the third time, he finally realized something was wrong. Looking at the plate, he said in bewilderment, "Why does this fish look so familiar? Isn't this the one from the foot massage?"
The last sentence is a question to Mu Zhen.
Fu Tingyu and Mu Yunfei, who had their chopsticks halfway in: ...
Emperor Tianhuang, who was slowly savoring the delicious fish: ...
Mu Zhen nodded, then flashed a bright smile: "Brother, don't worry, I've washed it clean!"
Long Yuan gritted his teeth. Was this a question of washing or not washing? From childhood to adulthood, when had he ever been harmed like this?
Even Mu Yunfei, who lived in hell, never said he had eaten anything that others used to wash their feet, let alone Fu Tingyu and Di Tianhuang, who had been pampered since childhood.
"vomit!"
The four of them simultaneously covered their mouths with handkerchiefs, then quickly walked out of the restaurant one after another.
In the blink of an eye, only Mu Zhen and Huangfu Zique remained on the table.
"Hahahaha..." Huangfu Zique covered his stomach and buried his head in his hands, laughing loudly.
Mu Zhen was surprised. "Really? Is it really that exaggerated? We used to catch lobsters by shoveling them with our feet."
Ten minutes later, the four returned to the restaurant, all looking pale and exhausted from vomiting.
Fu Tingyu could no longer muster his signature smile, and pointed weakly at Huangfu Zique: "You were laughing so loudly just now, did you already know?"
Huangfu Zique only ate and didn't speak.
"We're the best of brothers!" Fu Tingyu clenched his fist.
“We’re rivals in love!” Huangfu Zique gave him a provocative look.
Mu Yunfei didn't join in the bickering between the two. Instead, he grabbed Mu Zhen by the collar and said in a fierce voice, "Tell me honestly, why did you do this?"
"What's wrong? It's just a fish that's been soaked in water. Tell me, which fish lives in a place where people haven't washed their feet?" Mu Zhen asked, puzzled.
Because she really didn't like being grabbed like that, she started to forcefully pull away Mu Yunfei's large hand that was gripping her collar.
"How can this be the same?" Mu Yunfei scolded, "And why aren't you eating it?"
Mu Zhen said frankly, "Of course, the best stuff should be given to the older brothers first!"
Everyone:...
quibble!
Mu Yunfei was so angry he laughed. He forced Mu Zhen into a chair, disgustedly picked up the plate of fish, and threw it in front of Mu Zhen: "Since you think this is normal, then you eat it all!"
"But these aren't my feet!" Mu Zhen protested.
"Those aren't our feet either?" Fu Tingyu patted his chest. What to do? He still felt nauseous; this was too disgusting.
"But aren't you his best brothers? Why are you even arguing about this between brothers?" If Long Yuan were replaced by Lao Wai and Da Bei Tou, he would definitely have eaten it all without saying a word.
Besides, it's not like they've never eaten it before. Back when they were poor, they often went out to the river to catch fish, and if their feet got dirty, they would just rinse them directly in the fish bucket.
But I never said I found anyone disgusting when we were eating fish.
Wait a minute! Is this so-called brotherhood just a facade?
They were so disgusted that they vomited for a full ten minutes!
In his opinion, it's just being pretentious!
Seeing that Mu Yunfei still wouldn't let him go, he raised his hands in surrender: "Okay, okay, I'll eat it, I'll eat it, is that alright?"