freenovelworld Chapter 22 Going to the Toilet
Chapter 22 Going to the Toilet
"Azure Dragon... Azure Dragon God?" Qiao Linfeng stammered.
She and Long Xiaoxiao stared at each other for a while, then she finally realized what was happening, hurriedly stood up, and looked at Long Xiaoxiao with some helplessness.
"Going to the toilet?" Qiao Linfeng murmured, then turned around and ran out without hesitation. He grabbed Rong Ming, who hadn't gone far, and quickly told him everything that had just happened.
When Rongming heard Long Xiaoxiao speak Chinese, his eyes widened and he immediately turned and ran back to the basement. Long Xiaoxiao just watched the two of them running up and down the stairs, propping her head up with her hand.
The system was a bit speechless, so it simply said to Long Xiaoxiao, "Go up the mountain and take care of it yourself."
Long Xiaoxiao always listened to the system, so when Rong Ming and Qiao Linfeng returned to the basement together, Long Xiaoxiao made a move. She wandered towards the two of them and then brushed past them without hesitation.
"Azure Dragon God?" Qiao Linfeng exclaimed subconsciously.
Seeing this, Rongming also turned around and wanted to follow.
Long Xiaoxiao turned her head and saw Rong Ming's movements. Realizing his intention, she muttered to the system, "Uncle, Mom said we can't let others see us when we go to the toilet."
The system then said, "Then tell Uncle Xiangxiang: Don't follow me."
The last five words were also in Chinese. Long Xiaoxiao repeated them, but still stumbled over them: "The tonic follows me."
Rong Ming, who was walking briskly, stopped in his tracks upon hearing Long Xiaoxiao's words, and stood there watching Long Xiaoxiao walk away.
Long Xiaoxiao flew out of the research institute and flew smoothly all the way to Xingyin Mountain. At this time, all the cameras on the mountain had been turned off, and Long Xiaoxiao just randomly found a shady spot halfway up the mountain.
Dragons do not distinguish between large and small excretions. The waste liquid they excrete is thick and green, and it does not have a foul odor. Instead, it has a slightly grassy and fruity fragrance.
After Long Xiaoxiao finished dealing with the matter, she stretched her body a little tiredly around a big tree before flying up to return to the research institute.
Meanwhile, the people inside the research institute were studying Long Xiaoxiao's various reactions just now.
"The Azure Dragon God can already speak Chinese."
"Could it be that the Azure Dragon God has always known this, but is only now willing to speak up?"
“No, the language it spoke before was definitely its native language, and the Azure Dragon God’s Chinese was not very good; it didn’t sound like he was fluent.”
"Does the Azure Dragon God know the meaning of going to the toilet?"
"If I understand correctly, there should be Azure Dragon God's excrement on Star Hidden Mountain right now."
"Have you sent someone to look for it?"
"Not yet, the Azure Dragon God forbids people to follow."
"..."
The crowd was buzzing with conversation, and Long Xiaoxiao, who had already returned, peeked her head into the doorway, curiously tilting her head as she looked at the group of people talking in a circle.
Qiao Linfeng looked up and saw Long Xiaoxiao. His eyes widened immediately: "Azure Dragon God!"
Everyone then looked up and, upon seeing Long Xiaoxiao, hurried forward.
Another group of people surrounded Long Xiaoxiao, showering her with concern and saying a lot of things that the system could barely translate.
They talked until everyone's throats were dry, but Long Xiaoxiao just blinked her big eyes and stared blankly at them, without saying a word.
Then everyone started speculating about why Long Xiaoxiao was unwilling to speak.
"Could it be that the Azure Dragon God doesn't like us?"
"Huh? Really? I think it really likes my junior sister."
As they spoke, everyone looked at Qiao Linfeng.
Qiao Linfeng coughed lightly, a little embarrassed, then looked at Long Xiaoxiao and tentatively asked, "Um... Azure Dragon God, what would you like to eat for dinner later?"
This is a question that Long Xiaoxiao herself must answer.
The system translated for Long Xiaoxiao, who replied cheerfully in the language of the magical world: "Roasted meat, fragrant milk."
I'm already tired of apples this afternoon.
Hearing the unfamiliar language, everyone looked at each other, somewhat bewildered.
“It seems that the Azure Dragon God is not very proficient in the Chinese language.” A middle-aged man said, looking at Long Xiaoxiao with a thoughtful expression.
Various analyses and speculations about the language Long Xiaoxiao spoke were immediately reported to the authorities. When the officials heard that Long Xiaoxiao could actually speak some Chinese, they all breathed a sigh of relief.
This is a very good thing for their country, China. Learning a country's language means a stronger sense of belonging.
Does the fact that the Azure Dragon God is now willing to learn Chinese mean that it is very satisfied with China?
Long Xiaoxiao was unaware of the misunderstandings on everyone's minds. She just felt relaxed and happy, nestled on the lawn in the garden, waiting for Rongming beside her to stuff the roasted meat into her mouth.
Meanwhile, Rongming had already sent a team up the mountain to search for Long Xiaoxiao's excrement.
The vegetation on Xingyin Mountain is lush and verdant, and there are many kinds of animals. Having learned from the last wolf attack, everyone brought guns before going up the mountain this time.
It was just the time of sunset, and the sky looked like a spilled palette of paint, a dazzling display of red and purple hues.
The team below was diligently searching the mountain when someone suddenly noticed something unusual.
"Look, aren't those trees over there a bit too big?"
As they spoke, they pointed to a spot halfway up the mountain where the trees were lush and stood out starkly large compared to the surrounding trees.
The team leader frowned, sensing something was amiss. He carefully observed the trees over there and found them to be strangely large compared to the normal species.
"Let's go take a look," the captain decided immediately.
The group moved quickly and soon arrived at the base of the tree. As soon as they got close, they smelled a strong scent of grass and trees, mixed with a hint of sweet fruit.
When everyone looked over, they saw what appeared to be the tracks of a giant python on the ground, along with a pool of thick, unidentified green liquid. The smell was coming from this liquid.
Without a doubt, this is the excrement of the Azure Dragon God.
Everyone immediately took out the prepared equipment to collect all the liquid, sealed it, and quickly went down the mountain to hand it over to the research institute. The team leader specifically mentioned the abnormality of the trees near the excrement.
Hearing what the captain said, the professors nodded, looking at the sealed liquid in their hands and speculating: "Perhaps the excrement of the Azure Dragon God is a good fertilizer?"
Human excrement is a good fertilizer, but it is absolutely impossible for it to make trees grow to an almost abnormal size in just a few hours.
Judging from this, the Azure Dragon God's excrement seems to have some remarkable effects.
In any case, this is a great help to their research. Their research on the Azure Dragon God had been put on hold for various reasons, and now that it can finally begin, everyone is very excited.