freenovelworld Chapter 567 Stinky fart
Chapter 567 Stinky fart
Shen Yiyi was immediately alerted by the stench. She climbed out of the quilt and hit the man while covering her mouth.
"Why are you shooting at me..."
Before she could finish her words, she crawled to the bed and started retching.
"vomit……"
It’s better not to get so close to Brother Chen, because he will suck all the farts into his stomach.
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean it." Shang Zhanchen covered his nose and his body was shaking with laughter.
He thought it was just an inconspicuous little fart that Yiyi wouldn't notice, but he didn't expect the fart to be so smelly that even he couldn't smell it.
Shen Yiyi vomited several times before she recovered. Just as she was about to crawl back, she heard another noise.
"puff!"
"Don't say that to me... Ugh..." Shen Yiyi was so irritated that she lay down on the edge of the bed and started vomiting.
Shang Zhanchen was laughing so hard that he couldn't even speak, and he covered his mouth with his hand.
No wonder Yi Yixun felt sick, the fart was really smelly, it was the first time he had ever farted so smelly.
"Brother Chen, what are you eating? I think your fart tastes a little weird."
Shen Yiyi pinched her nose and looked at the man. She thought this man was a little weird.
"What can I eat? It's the same thing as you." Shang Zhanchen's body was still shaking.
He and Yiyi eat the same thing at night, but for some reason his farts smell so bad.
"No, Brother Chen, there's something wrong with your shit." Shen Yiyi looked serious.
There's something wrong with Brother Chen's fart. He must have eaten something.
"What's wrong?" Shang Zhanchen was still laughing.
"I haven't smelled it carefully before, so I'm a little unsure." Shen Yiyi looked serious.
I was just holding my breath because I was annoyed by the stench, and I couldn't distinguish it clearly.
"Then I'll fart again and you can smell it carefully again." Shang Zhanchen held back his laughter.
"Okay, then I'll smell it carefully later." Shen Yiyi nodded.
And she was very serious about it, not joking at all, because she thought Brother Chen's fart was very abnormal.
But Shang Zhanchen didn't think so. Looking at Yiyi's silly look was simply too funny.
"Brother Chen, please let them all go." Shen Yiyi said very seriously.
"Are you sure?" Shang Zhanchen tried hard to hold back his laughter.
"Well, let it go." Shen Yiyi nodded again.
Just based on the remnants in this room, she could feel that something was wrong with Brother Chen's health.
"Okay, then I'll let you go." As soon as Shang Zhanchen finished speaking, he covered his face with the quilt.
"Puff!" After a sound, his body began to shake violently again.
This fart is so long that it will definitely become smelly.
This time, Shen Yiyi not only did not dodge, but also took a deep breath, and her whole body froze.
"..."
She had guessed it right, Brother Chen really had health problems.
Without hearing Yiyi's voice, Shang Zhanchen's face appeared from under the quilt, trying hard to hold back his laughter.
"Did you smell it?" He couldn't help laughing again after saying that.
"I smell it." Shen Yiyi nodded seriously and then climbed up from the bed.
"Emma, it stinks!"
Before, she was only thinking about what was wrong with Brother Chen's health, but this time she was almost suffocated by the thought.
He simply pulled the quilt over and stuck his head in like a wild chicken, making Shang Zhanchen laugh so hard.
"Who told you to smell it?"
He himself couldn't stand this fart, and Yiyi was still stupid enough to smell it. It was so funny that I almost died.
Shen Yiyi's head was stuck in the quilt, and it took a long time before she took it out.
"Brother Chen, is there something wrong with your body? What did you eat today?"
Shang Zhanchen was still laughing at the moment, but when he suddenly heard Yiyi say this, and she said it so seriously, the smile on his face disappeared.
"What's wrong?"
He didn't feel anything wrong with his body at the moment, but Yiyi was so nervous at the moment, could something really have gone wrong?
"Let me feel your pulse." Shen Yiyi pulled the man's hand over.
"Brother Chen, you ate something extremely cold."
Just now I felt that there was the smell of extremely cold medicinal herbs in Brother Chen’s fart. Now after feeling his pulse, I can confirm it.
"Extremely cold thing!" Shang Zhanchen frowned and suddenly remembered what happened before.
"By the way, I took a pill for reducing heat from your alchemy room."
"The pill that reduces dryness and heat! Is it the one on the top shelf of my shelf?"
"Ah."
"Why are you eating it?" Shen Yiyi frowned.
That bottle of medicine was made with extremely cold medicinal materials. I put it on the top because I was afraid that others would eat it carelessly. I wonder what Brother Chen did with it.
"Rou'er asked me to eat it, saying that I had heat in my body."
"Did Rouer ask you to eat it?" Shen Yiyi was even more confused.
She had told her daughter before about the medicinal properties and contraindications of the bottle of medicine, and that ordinary people were not allowed to take it. Her daughter should understand that, so how could she let Brother Chen take that medicine?
She felt the man's pulse again, hesitated for a moment, and called out to the maid who was on guard outside.
"Go and call the little princess."
Although my daughter's medical skills are not very advanced, she has some accomplishments and she would not let Brother Chen take that kind of medicine for no reason.
The maid agreed, and soon the happy voices of the two brothers were heard.
"Mother, you called me..." The little girl rushed into the house happily.
Before he could finish his words, he immediately covered his nose and frowned.
"It stinks!" He turned around and ran out again.
Shang Jiao who rushed in later was just like her, showing his small sesame teeth. He was halfway through laughing, but after smelling the stench, he immediately covered his mouth and ran away.
"Oh, it stinks!"
The stench in this room is many times worse than his shit.
Seeing his daughter and son running out in disgust, Shang Zhanchen smiled at Shen Yiyi again.
"Is it still that smelly?"
"I can't smell it anymore." Shen Yiyi shook her head.
He had been stunned by Brother Chen's fart and could not smell anything at all.
“…” Shang Zhanchen couldn’t help but laugh again.
Shen Yiyi was not in the mood to joke. She fanned herself with the quilt and felt that the stench should be less obvious. She waved at the two little heads at the door.
"Come in, mother will ask you a question."
"Well, it stinks." The little girl shook her head decisively.
Her mother's room stinks, she doesn't want to go in, because if she goes in she will become smelly too.
Seeing that her son and daughter had no intention of coming in, Shen Yiyi jumped off the bed and walked out directly.
He came to the living room and pulled his daughter in front of him.
"Why did you give father that pill to reduce heat today? Didn't mother tell you that you can't take that kind of medicine carelessly?"
"I didn't let father take random medicines. Father is really sick." Shang Rou looked at her mother seriously.
"How do you know? Have you checked father's pulse?"
"Yes, I have taken father's pulse." The little girl nodded decisively.
"So what did you diagnose?" Shen Yiyi looked at her daughter.
Just say that my daughter would not give Brother Chen that kind of medicine for no reason. She must have seen something.
"Hmm..." The little girl thought about it seriously.
"I feel there is an evil spirit moving in Father's body, and his temperature is higher than usual."
"Evil spirit that can move? Are you sure?" Shen Yiyi looked at her daughter.
According to my daughter, there should be a living thing in Brother Chen's body, and it should be warm.
"Yes, I'm sure." The little girl nodded decisively.