freenovelworld Chapter 518: Eating poison? Eating shit?
Chapter 518: Eating poison? Eating shit?
For a moment, everyone's attention was attracted by the interaction between the three little ones and Han Cheng.
Everyone thought that Han Cheng would not tolerate being bullied and pushed by the second and third brothers, and would definitely fight back.
After all, he is also known as the Little Overlord!
It turned out not to be!
Han Xiaobawang relied on his age and height advantages, as well as a few extra years of smartness, to predict the actions of the second and third brothers. He immediately stepped back and was not pushed down by them.
Then he said to Guaiguai: "Hello, your mother!"
The good little boy immediately smiled and said, "Hello, Mom! Good Mom!"
Ye Shu's heart melted at the sweet baby voice, and he almost forgot the important things at hand.
She pulled Han Cheng's arm and asked, "Tell me what happened?"
Han Cheng had always been stubborn and unyielding when facing his father, Han Minghui, but when Ye Shu asked him a question, he didn't show any stubbornness at all. Instead, he showed a rare sense of grievance: "Auntie, my father wants to poison me!"
Ye Shu was surprised, and the others were shocked too.
Looking at him, and then at Han Minghui who was obviously so angry that he couldn't say a word, everyone suddenly laughed and didn't take his words seriously, thinking that the child was deliberately making trouble with his parents.
Even Ye Shu couldn't help but curl his lips.
Han Cheng was furious and argued for himself: "Really! He really wants to poison me! He wants me to eat poisonous green onions!"
Ye Shu asked, "How can scallions be poisonous?"
Han Cheng: "It's poisonous! The shallots he picked today were planted in his shoes! I don't know whose stinky shoes they are, or how long they've been worn! Shoes that stink to heaven, and those shallots grew from stinky shoes, so they must be poisonous!"
"I won't eat it! I absolutely won't eat it!"
Everyone was stunned when they heard this, and then burst into laughter!
"Hahaha--"
Ye Shu was also amused. She really didn't know before that someone in the camp actually planted green onions in shoes.
She had seen short videos before in which some rural bloggers paid attention to creativity and thoughtfulness, and also paid attention to the utilization of waste. They would use worn-out or unused shoes at home, make them into pots after a little processing, and then plant some flowers and plants in them to decorate the courtyard.
But I never expected that such an elegant and poetic act would appear in this camp in this day and age.
Han Minghui was also embarrassed by the laughter and couldn't help but pick up the shoe horn to hit him again, cursing: "You stinky boy! I'll teach you a lesson!"
Ye Shu hurriedly stopped him and asked, "Don't get excited. Tell me clearly, how did the green onion get planted in the shoe?"
"Didn't we make a lot of pottery pots together back then?"
Because the pottery being fired is earthenware, the quality is not important, and a small sealed stove can be built to fire it.
However, because every family needed a clay pot, not just one or two, and the kitchen team also needed a lot, so at that time we set up several large clay pots to burn together.
I made hundreds of them at once, so why wasn’t that enough?
Han Minghui: "It just wasn't enough. We couldn't bear to waste the remaining green onions. Some soldiers happened to have broken shoes and couldn't wear them anymore, so we used them as basins."
Mrs. Jin couldn't help but say, "It's hard for you to come up with that!"
The other sisters-in-law also talked about it: "I never thought that shoes could be used as pots to grow green onions?"
This is also because the soldiers' military shoes are very thick and straight, and they will not break easily. If they break, it is because the soles are worn out. They are not like the cloth shoes worn by ordinary people, which are soft and flabby. If the shoe openings are cut wider, you can really grow a lot of green onions!
Han Cheng, the little bully, couldn't stand it any longer: "What's good about it? My stinky shoes are full of stinky athlete's foot, and the green onions I planted are also full of stinky athlete's foot. If you eat them, you will definitely be poisoned!"
Everyone: "..."
What should I do if I suddenly feel that this is really the case?
Because the food Han Minghui took was prepared by the kitchen team, does that mean the green onions used in the food the kitchen team used today were grown in smelly shoes?
As if to confirm what everyone said, little Han Cheng said loudly:
"I saw it with my own eyes! The stir-fried pork and cabbage that the kitchen staff cooked today, and the shallots in the bone and kelp soup, were all picked from stinky shoes!"
Not every family can cook for themselves. Some families are lazy and will greet the squad leader of the kitchen team in advance and go to the kitchen team to get food to eat at night.
A few had finished eating, while some were eating when they heard the noise outside and came out.
When I heard Han Cheng say this, I immediately felt: "..."
What the hell!
My stomach is churning. What's going on?!
At the end, Han Cheng said to Ye Shu aggrievedly: "Anyway, I don't want to eat it! It will really kill you!"
Ye Shu tried to persuade him: "Actually, the green onions growing and the pots holding them are useless."
For example, fertilizers need to be applied during the growth process of crops!
That's all human feces!
If we follow Han Cheng’s theory, then everything they eat is shit, right?
vomit--
This is a very interesting example to explain. It is dinner time now and everyone is either eating or preparing to eat. It is really inappropriate to say this.
So, Ye Shu stopped talking in time.
Just at this moment, the children started to make noises: "Stinky! Stinky!"
"Eh, so disgusting!"
Although the three little ones didn't understand what it meant, they also fanned the flames: "Stinky! It stinks!"
“Stinky, stinky, stinky!”
Han Cheng, the little bully, turned red in the face and glared at his father: "Anyway, I won't eat it! I won't eat it even if you kill me!"
Han Minghui was so angry that he wanted to beat him up again!
At this moment, the door behind Ye Shu was pulled open.
Huo Yisheng came out and stood next to Ye Shu, staring at Han Minghui: "If you can't even take care of your own child, how are you going to lead the troops?"
Han Minghui's heart tightened, fearing that his next move would be to go to the training ground for extra practice. For a moment, let alone teaching his rebellious son a lesson, he himself didn't even dare to breathe!
Huo Yisheng glanced around again, and sure enough, he saw a few familiar faces from the kitchen staff among the crowd.
He stared at them coldly, and the kitchen squad leader and two other soldiers walked out tremblingly.
Huo Yisheng: "Are our conditions so poor that we don't even have pots to grow shallots?"
The squad leader and two soldiers immediately shook their heads: "Report to the captain! No!"
Huo Yisheng: "Since there is nothing, then don't do anything special or unusual!"
The squad leader immediately replied: "Yes!"
I changed the basin as soon as I got home!
Huo Yisheng was impatient with these people gathering here and disturbing his meal.
His eyes were gloomy and he was about to chase someone away.
Suddenly, his trouser leg was gently pulled. He looked down and saw his good little girl looking up and asking him, "Dad, little brother Han Cheng has no food to eat tonight. Is he going to be hungry?"