freenovelworld #435 - The outrageous plan of the newly established theme park development company (2 in 1 order)
#435 - The outrageous plan of the newly established theme park development company (2 in 1 order)
Dressed in a well-tailored professional suit, with a head of dazzling fiery red hair casually draped over her shoulders, Xia Shangyu walked into Lu Yu's office with an air of confidence. Her steps were brisk, her expression calm, as if she already knew what was about to happen.
"President Lu, as per your instructions, after numerous inquiries and rigorous screening, I have found a perfectly qualified 'failure talent'." Xia Shangyu said, handing a thick resume to Lu Yu. "This is truly an unprecedented and unconventional resume, guaranteed to open your eyes!"
With that, she proudly flicked her hair, waiting for Lu Yu's reaction as he read the special resume.
Lu Yu picked up the resume, his brow furrowed, his eyes scanning a few lines. The expression on his face immediately became strange. After reading to the end, he couldn't help but chuckle, turning to question, "Xia Shangyu, are you sure you're not joking with me?"
"President Lu, please rest assured, I always mean what I say!" Xia Shangyu giggled, and then began to describe the resume's protagonist in detail.
"First, please pay attention to the applicant's name, he is called Ma Feilei. This name alone is enough to show his tragic background and unbearable experiences. I heard that he was bullied since he was a child, and he was also the punching bag in his class, which gradually bred a distorted inferiority complex and a desire for revenge."
"Later, after graduating from university, he entered the theme park industry, initially with some ambition and dreams. But before long, those past pains completely erupted." Xia Shangyu said, pretending to flip through the resume. "First, he worked as a management trainee in A Park for several years, but due to poor performance, he was ruthlessly fired."
"Then he started again at B Park and was assigned to the amusement facility maintenance department. Guess what? When he was inspecting a roller coaster, he lost an entire car's worth of safety bolts, causing the roller coaster to disintegrate unexpectedly, injuring several tourists!"
"Then he went to C Park to lobby, wanting to work there. Who knew that during the interview, he actually mistook the manager's chili sauce for cola and took a big gulp! He was dragged out on the spot by the watchful security guards."
"Later, he went to D Park, and this time he finally got his wish and was hired as an ordinary scenic area sanitation worker. Who knew what the hell happened, but on his first day of work, he twisted off the toilet nozzle in the bathroom! By the time he rushed back to repair it, it had turned into a watery swamp."
At this point, Xia Shangyu couldn't help but giggle, and Lu Yu, after hearing these absurd and bizarre details, was already laughing heartily, unable to close his mouth. Xia Shangyu also pressed on, continuing to narrate:
"This is just the beginning! Later, this guy worked briefly at E, F, G, and other parks, and each time he was fired because of various bizarre and low-level mistakes. For example, when he was a zookeeper in the lion enclosure, he actually fed herbivorous lions meat; when he was a cleaner, he mistook the ants on the ground for cigarette butts and sprayed them with a fire extinguisher. He's simply a walking disaster, creating accidents for no reason!"
"The most彪悍 one time was at H Park. He actually took the initiative to release all the wild animals in the entire circus! As a result, tigers, lions, orangutans, and honey badgers all escaped, and the tourists were scared out of their wits. Even now, the employees there still shudder at the sound of wild beasts roaring!"
At this point, Xia Shangyu and Lu Yu were already laughing so hard they were bent over. In this hilarious atmosphere, Xia Shangyu added, "Moreover, this resume is attached with detailed supporting materials and news reports!"
"In other words, this is definitely a real, battle-tested large-scale theme park failure expert?" Lu Yu wiped away the tears from laughing and asked exaggeratedly.
"That's right!" Xia Shangyu nodded vigorously. "Even people in the industry laughingly call him 'Park Killer' and 'Amusement Park Nightmare'! I think if he applies to our company this time, he might create some new fun on Dongming Island!"
"What a talent who has personally experienced 'what is fun'!" Lu Yu took a deep breath, trying to suppress his laughter, and a wise look reappeared on his face. "Xia Shangyu, you've found someone really great this time! Quickly recruit him for me, I have great expectations for him!"
And so, a bizarre person who could be called a "Park Killer" was ultimately scouted by Lu Yu with a lot of money and appointed as a key candidate for building the Dongming Island theme park. From now on, on this tranquil island, what kind of extraordinary park experience will he create with his "special experience"? This is simply too exciting!
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One sunny morning, Ma Feilei stood in front of Lu Yu's spacious office, his heart filled with apprehension. He tightened his tie and nervously scanned the "Amazing Theme Park Team" around him.
This group of oddballs, personally assembled by Ma Feilei, were all "outcasts" in the theme park industry. First, there was his confidant Da Leishen, known as "LEGO Killer" because he had completely dismantled a LEGO brick scene worth millions in the past. Then there was Roaring Zhang, who lived up to his name, because he was known for scaring tourists with wild roars while working at the zoo. There was also Slime Smith, known for accidentally slipping and rolling into a blob of soap bubbles at an amusement park.
"Old Ma, do you think President Lu is looking for us to fire us again?" Da Leishen glanced at the expensive desk and sofa in the office, looking a little restless.
"Don't worry, what else do we have to lose now?" Ma Feilei grinned, revealing a mouthful of uneven yellow teeth. He had specially put on his most decent suit today, although it was covered in mud, it still looked quite down and out.
At this moment, a door creaked open, and Lu Yu walked out with a smile. "Ah, so you are my honored guests today! Please come in, please come in." He waved enthusiastically to everyone.
Ma Feilei quickly made a gesture, signaling everyone to enter in single file. Slime stepped on the carpet in front of the door and accidentally slipped, falling headfirst. Seeing this, Da Leishen staggered and rolled into a ball. Roaring Zhang roared reflexively, shaking the glass cabinet in the office slightly.
"Uh" Lu Yu was completely stunned by the scene in front of him, the smile on his face froze.
"Boss, forgive our gaffe!" Ma Feilei quickly pulled his subordinates up, awkwardly wiping the stains on their bodies, and apologized to Lu Yu repeatedly.
"It's okay, please continue!" Lu Yu waved his hand with a forced smile, signaling everyone to sit on the sofa.
Roaring Zhang and Da Leishen sat obediently on the sofa, while Slime accidentally sat on the coffee table while wiping his pants, smashing the fruit plate on it to pieces. Ma Feilei covered his face helplessly and had to pick up the coffee table with the person and the plate and put it aside.
"Everyone, let me introduce you, this is our company's newly recruited 'Theme Park Team'." Lu Yu squeezed out a smile with difficulty and introduced to the deputies beside him, "They used to be 'Park Killers' admired by people in the industry!"
The deputies looked at each other, obviously not understanding whether Lu Yu's praise was praise or depreciation.
"You probably don't understand my intention yet, right?" Seeing everyone's blank faces, Lu Yu didn't care, but became more excited. "Our company is building a brand-new 'Doomsday Experience Park', and you, a group of people who specialize in creating disasters in the park, are undoubtedly our best creative minds!"
"What? We are actually creative minds?" Ma Feilei was dumbfounded, turning to look at his subordinates, and found that they were all looking flattered.
"That's right, all your past 'tragic' experiences will become our unique skills for getting rich in the future!" Lu Yu patted Ma Feilei on the shoulder and said with great enthusiasm, "What you have to do is to re-enact those old theme park accidents and let tourists experience the terror, excitement, and thrill in our theme park!"
Ma Feilei's mind suddenly flashed through the past: he wantonly destroyed in the LEGO castle, released wild monkeys in the botanical garden, and deliberately disassembled safety devices on the roller coaster. Those past events that should have been heartbreaking were now reinterpreted as a source of creativity!
"You see, our theme park can not only simulate disaster scenes such as plane crashes and tsunamis, but also have extreme experience projects such as landslides and building collapses!" Lu Yu introduced to them endlessly the partially completed park, "And all of this requires your past rich experience to control! I believe that as long as you, a group of experts, take the lead, you will definitely be able to make the thrilling park experience to the fullest!"
Ma Feilei felt that his heart was about to jump out of his throat. He never thought that one day he would be respected as an "expert". And those former "stumbling blocks" have finally become valuable "talents"!
"Can... can you say that?" Ma Feilei was a little incoherent. "We, who are regarded as 'nightmares' and 'scourges' for destroying the park, actually have a day to show our skills?"
"This is your stage, this is the time for you 'killers' to show your skills!" Lu Yu laughed heartily. "Go, all of you roll up your sleeves and show your dereliction of duty, and bring your past 'tragedies' to the extreme without reservation. I am waiting here, waiting to see your masterpieces!"
In this way, Ma Feilei and his group of oddballs were warmly invited by Lu Yu to join this extremely challenging "Doomsday Experience Park" project. For a time, the originally unknown "Park Killers" were completely swept into a whirlwind created by themselves. From now on, they will use their unique "skills" to spread a new "disaster carnival" on this picturesque island!
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After listening to President Lu's expectations, Ma Feilei couldn't wait to show his skills. He recalled his past hilarious "destruction legends" in his mind, and his eyes lit up, suddenly enlightened.
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"President Lu, I have it! I have it!" Ma Feilei shouted loudly, stopping Lu Yu, with a rather heroic spirit. "Please listen to my analysis of how we can make the 'doomsday experience' you mentioned to the fullest!"
With that, he took the whiteboard pen without permission and wrote wildly on the whiteboard in the office. The above was soon densely filled with various fantastic ideas.
"First of all, start with the gate of the park!" Ma Feilei explained as he wrote, "We can add a 'secret door checkpoint' at the ticket office. The outside looks calm and unremarkable, but once tourists walk in, the entire space will immediately start to vibrate violently, accompanied by realistic explosion sounds and thick smoke! It's like a sudden air raid, enough to make people's hearts beat faster and their hair stand on end. And the staff inside the door should dress up as black-clothed special service teams"
"Next is the scene creation of the main park area, we must also work hard here." Ma Feilei continued to write, "For example, first create a 'ruin scenic area', the entire ground is covered with rubble and broken walls, the air is filled with a pungent smell of gunpowder, and buried corpses and limbs can be seen everywhere; coupled with the rumbling explosion and siren sounds, creating a doomsday scene. And in this area, we can also arrange some stunt actors to dress up as zombies, wandering around at any time, bringing great surprises to tourists"
"Of course, to allow tourists to have an immersive experience, it is far from enough to have visual and auditory impact." Ma Feilei thought of this, and didn't know what he was writing, "For this reason, the twisted and deformed metals visible everywhere in the park need to be made of special materials, from time to time emitting a burnt and fishy smell; the food in the catering area should also be cooked into a pasty, turbid and strange taste; even the toilets in the park should be added with greasy, moldy and violent vibration effects."
Ma Feilei babbled endlessly, looking like he was completely ignited by Lu Yu's "match made in heaven" affirmation. He continued to describe more scenes, such as: lifelike battlefield hospital scenes, shaky broken bridge aerial walks, towering dense forest jungle adventures, thrilling live fossil glacier hikes. All of these must be presented to tourists with unparalleled realism.
"The most important thing is the in-person interactive experience project in the park!" Ma Feilei began a long speech, "First of all, the theme of 'escapee' is just like the zombie world is popular. Tourists are randomly assigned different identities: some are civilians, some are soldiers or even monsters. Everyone starts from the bombed urban area, facing many difficulties and obstacles along the way, both to avoid the pursuit of zombies and to compete for limited food and ammunition. Only the survivors who can break through the siege and reach the safe zone can win!"
"You can also add the exciting experience of 'air raid simulation'." Ma Feilei was obviously completely immersed in the creation, "Tourists will first be taken into a peaceful and serene town scene, and suddenly there will be sirens and the sound of guns and cannons. Then planes whizzed past the sky, followed by dense rain of aerial bombs! Everywhere is rolling bricks, flying glass debris, and buildings are crumbling. Tourists can only walk in the smoke-filled ruins, carefully avoiding falling missiles and collapsing buildings."
Ma Feilei talked endlessly about his ideas, and he had completely entered a state of ecstasy. And hearing this fantastic proposal, Lu Yu and his deputies were stunned, unable to hide their shock.
"Um... Ma Feilei, are you sure this isn't going too far?" An assistant finally couldn't help but ask, "The scenarios you're describing, aren't they a little too realistic and cruel? What if the tourists get terrified?"
"That's right, that's right. In the past, we only created small accidents in the park," another assistant agreed, nodding. "But these experience projects you're proposing are a bit too 'real,' aren't they?"
Lu Yu frowned, seemingly also having some doubts about Ma Feilei's proposal. However, Ma Feilei didn't take it seriously at all. Instead, he grinned, revealing a mouthful of yellow teeth, and confidently retorted:
"Do you remember what my nickname is? Park Killer! Park Nightmare! Scaring tourists and destroying parks has always been our 'forte!'"
"Wasn't I fired from the park in the past because I went too far doing these things? Now that President Lu trusts us so much, it's precisely the time for us to take shocking the world to the extreme!" Ma Feilei said confidently. "You need to know that only by giving tourists a truly terrifying experience can we make them feel lingering fear and unforgettable memories! The so-called 'empathy' is about reaching this level!"
Lu Yu thoughtfully stroked his chin, watching this guy who was once regarded as a burden become so confident and flamboyant. He was immediately persuaded by his words. He patted Ma Feilei's shoulder heartily and laughed heartily:
"Okay, let's do it that way! You can go ahead and make the craziest ideas. As long as you can scare the tourists out of nine-tenths of their wits, I will fully support you!"
From today onwards, Ma Feilei and his "Misfortune Park Team" will completely liberate themselves to create a theme park more terrifying than hell! On this originally peaceful and serene land of Dongming Island, they will use their unique "forte" to let tourists experience what "Doomsday Horror" is!