freenovelworld #250 - You are equipped with the village chief (2 in 1 order)
#250 - You are equipped with the village chief (2 in 1 order)
"Huh? Could the village chief be the key NPC for the next task?"
Lu Yu manipulated the keyboard, subconsciously approaching the village chief and pressing the F key.
In the game, the protagonist suddenly hoisted the village chief horizontally, holding him in his hands.
The game popped up a prompt:
[You have equipped the Village Chief]
"??????"
Lu Yu's head was full of question marks, and the employees, including Liu Mengyuan, felt as if they had fallen into an ice cave again.
Equipping the village chief? What the heck!
At this moment, even Lu Yu frowned slightly. This bug was too outrageous, wasn't it?
Lu Yu pressed the direction keys while clicking the left mouse button, trying to shake off the village chief from his hand.
As a result, the little man on the screen was seen waving the village chief around, swinging him with impressive force.
The village chief quickly had swirls in his eyes:
"Y-Young man, please put me down, my old bones can't take it ~"
Hey, no, is he really being used as a weapon?
At this moment, not only Lu Yu was dumbfounded, but the employees were also dumbfounded.
Inside the Peach Blossom Village villa.
He Chuming, the client programmer from another project team, complained:
"Excuse me, students from the Moe Girl group, is it part of the game's design that one person can swing another person as a weapon...?"
Xu Qin quickly shook her head: "No, it's impossible. Even if we were to be..."
She paused, took back the word "chuuni" [referring to 'middle-schooler syndrome' or someone with delusions of grandeur], and continued steadily: "...we couldn't possibly make such a design."
System planner Ma Yanyu suddenly slapped his head:
"I think I know what's going on!
Everyone, recall when we went to Yunnan for tourism, and we saw President Lu using bananas as weapons to lure elephants away from President Liu.
At the time, we felt that President Lu was hinting at us that anything can be a weapon!
So, after some discussion, we added a 'randomly generated equipment' system to the project.
The specific principle is the same as the randomly generated Moe Girls.
Players can use any item generated in the open world as a weapon, such as headbands, bread, or a cat.
But the painful part is that we forgot to write restrictions for this set of rules!
We forgot to remove the 'person' element, so..."
The project team became more and more frightened as they listened: "So, in this world, one person can be equipped by another person."
...
In the live broadcast, Little Yu was swinging the village chief faster and faster.
"Ouch, ouch... Please put me down..."
The village chief groaned.
The audience in the chat were stunned:
"WTF? I've lived so long, and this is the first time I've seen such a bizarre game!"
"Actually... It's... kind of cool?"
The fun-loving people shared the live broadcast link, and the popularity of the live broadcast continued to skyrocket.
But it was impossible for Lu Yu to keep holding the village chief like this, or he would really become a joke in the history of video games.
He anxiously whispered to Liu Mengyuan, "Ask the project team how to put the village chief down."
Liu Mengyuan took out her phone, tapped the screen for a while, and then whispered back:
"The village chief has durability as a weapon. You just need to use up the durability."
Lu Yu found a line of small print in the lower-left corner of the screen:
[Weapon: Village Chief]
[Type: Single-Handed Staff]
[Attack: ???]
[Durability: 5/10]
In other words, just swing it 5 more times?
Lu Yu breathed a sigh of relief and continued to click the mouse like crazy.
Suddenly, there was a crisp sound!
Lu Yu accidentally smashed the village chief's body against the wooden wall on the side of the room.
The wooden wall instantly shattered.
Suddenly taking such a hit, the village chief's eyes were spinning, and the durability dropped directly.
The little Yu in the game put the village chief back on the ground and shouted as if waking up from a dream: "Village chief, are you okay, village chief? Say something, village chief!"
The audience in the chat happily complained: "Good fellow, you were clearly swinging him so hard just now."
Just then, someone in the chat reminded: "Look, is there something behind the wall that was smashed through just now?"
...
Lu Yu walked over to take a look and found an iron cage in the room behind the wall, which actually contained a Slime Girl!
The Slime Girl was petite and exquisite, with a crystal clear body, like a crystal ball.
The surface of her skin shimmered with colorful brilliance as the surrounding light changed.
Upon seeing humans for the first time, the Slime Girl's body transformed from a nearly round sphere into the delicate body of a girl.
Her expression was adorable, with large, clear, and lively eyes. Her "clothes" seemed to be formed by the light and shadows on the surface of her body, like flowing ribbons wrapped around her body.
She had no obvious lips, but she conveyed a desire to communicate with people through changes in the color of her face and the swaying of her body.
She shouted: "Lysa~ Lysa~ QAQ"
The chat exploded:
"So cute ~"
"Wow, I want to pinch her little cheeks, they must be soft!"
"This old man's maiden heart has been melted."
At this time, the village chief had dusted off his clothes and stood up, saying:
"Oh, this is a monster that the village patrol team just caught last night. She wanted to steal the village's food, so the patrol team sent her to me.
I'm having a headache about how to deal with her. How about sending her to the White Rose Knights of the kingdom."
Little Yu pondered for a moment and said, "Village chief, give her to me. I want to take her on an adventure with me."
The village chief looked serious: "She is a monster girl, and there is an essential difference between her and the Moe Girls that we humans have domesticated since childhood. Her harmfulness is unpredictable. Have you considered it carefully?"
Little Yu spread his hands: "I have no choice. Either she goes on an adventure with me, or you become my weapon."
The village chief subconsciously took two steps back, shaking his head like a rattle drum.
The chat was amused: "Hahahaha, the village chief is probably traumatized by being swung."
The village chief sighed and took out three shiny transparent crystals from his pocket.
"These are 'Moe God Crystals'. Use them to approach anything in nature that you want to turn into a Moe, and that object will be completely moe-ified and become your exclusive Moe Girl.
This object can be a living thing, a purely dead object, or even elements and weather in nature. Of course, what kind of Moe Girl you encounter depends entirely on your luck.
So, I advise you not to use them lightly on some common items."
The chat complained:
"Good fellow, is that a Master Ball?"
"This is much more powerful than a Master Ball. At most, a Master Ball is for capturing, but this thing creates."
Little Yu asked curiously, "Village chief, where did these God Crystals come from?"
The village chief looked far away, the wrinkles on his face became denser, and his eyes looked at the end of the horizon.
"I don't know. According to legend, in the long prehistoric years before the Goddess Era, that is, in the era of the ancient war of the gods, these God Crystals existed on this continent.
Later, scholars from the Lanya Academy in the Tole Autonomous Region who studied ancient ruins said that these God Crystals may be the 'divinity' of the defeated Mira goddess in that tragic ancient war of the gods.
But these are just legends after all. No one knows the specific source of the God Crystals, so they are also very difficult to obtain. If you encounter them during your adventure, be sure to make good use of them."
As the village chief introduced the background of this world, the chat was filled with comments:
"WTF? My favorite gods' fall, swords and magic, has the feel of playing RPG games when I was a kid. I won't say anything else, brothers, I'm going to download the game now."
After Little Yu accepted the three God Crystals, he opened the cage. Under the guidance of the village chief, he activated the contract formation and signed a servant contract with the Slime Girl.
[The Slime Girl has signed a contract with you and become your exclusive Moe Girl. Please rename her]
Lu Yu thought about it and named her "Lysa" after her catchphrase.
"From today on, you will be called Lysa, are you happy?"
Little Yu touched the Slime Girl's little head.
"Lysa! Lysa~ (^o^)/~"
The monster girl jumped around the protagonist happily.
...
After that, Little Yu took Lysa back home, and his mother prepared a hearty meal for the hungry Lysa.
Looking at his mother holding her chin and looking at Lysa gobbling up her food with a doting expression, Little Yu asked curiously:
"She is a monster girl, aren't you afraid?"
The mother shook her head and smiled:
"What's there to be afraid of? In my age, you are all children.
Besides, don't you think her face looks a lot like Fina's?"
After mentioning the name Fina, the mother's expression dimmed, and she apologized:
"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have mentioned her on such an important day... I..."
Little Yu also lowered his head and said, "You don't need to apologize, it was my fault for not protecting Fina."
The Slime Girl was burying her round head in the bowl, eating, and feeling that the atmosphere had become subtle, she curiously raised her big head, her eyes rolled around, tilted her head and made a sound: "Lysa?"
The chat was filled with comments:
"AWSL, the Slime Girl is so cute!"
"The monster girl in the novice village is already so cute, who knows how many more cute Moe Girls we will encounter on the journey ahead?"
"I don't want anything else, just give me a Sword Princess, I want to see her draw her sword from her chest every day!"
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"Me too!"
Of course, there were also some viewers in the chat who were seriously watching the plot and posted comments:
"I feel like the protagonist's family has a story?"
"I remember there's a diary on the wooden table in the protagonist's room, right? Streamer, go take a look before you set off."
After seeing the comments, Lu Yu decisively controlled the protagonist, returned to the room, and opened the diary to read.
Turning the pages forward, he finally found a diary entry that the protagonist wrote when he was eight years old.
The general idea was that Little Yu took his sister Fina to play in the back mountain of the village.
Although his mother specifically told him to come back before sunset, Little Yu was too playful and forgot the time.
When it was already dark, he realized it, but his sister had disappeared from his side.
Little Yu looked for a long time and finally found his sister, but his sister was taken away by a monster and her life or death is still unknown.
Little Yu wrote in his diary: "The appearance of that monster has been engraved in my mind, even if it turns to ashes, I will recognize it. One day, I will find it again!"
After reading the diary, Lu Yu generally understood what was going on.
It's just that he felt a little uneasy in his heart.
Whether it was the world background that the village chief mentioned just now, or some fragments in this diary, the sense of déjà vu was too strong, very much like his chuuni fantasies.
Yes, it seems to be my chuuni diary...
He turned his head to look at Liu Mengyuan.
Liu Mengyuan suddenly looked like a child who had been caught doing something wrong, turned her head away from Lu Yu, and pretended to whistle, trying to ease the embarrassment.
However, her little tongue was too clumsy, and no matter how she puffed, she couldn't whistle.
The chat was filled with auntie smiles: "Little Yuanyuan is so cute ~"
...
After that, Little Yu's mother and the surrounding neighbors came to see Little Yu off.
The mother kept stuffing things into the protagonist's luggage: "When traveling outside, remember to eat three meals a day on time. If you go to a town with an inn, remember to write home."
The neighbor aunties also seemed to like Lysa very much, and they all stroked her little head with doting expressions.
"Lysa, Lysa!"
Lysa seemed to be stroked too frequently, and her body suddenly began to tremble.
Pfft ~
Water spouted from her body, and the aunties were immediately sprayed with water.
The chat went crazy:
"Hahaha, the monster girl seems to be very sensitive too ~"
"Upstairs, tell me more about sensitive."
After packing his luggage, Little Yu said to his mother:
"Mom, don't worry, I will definitely bring Lysa home."
"Okay."
The mother wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and waved her handkerchief with the neighbor aunties, seeing Little Yu off.
...
Little Yu carried his luggage on his back, followed by Lysa, facing the rising sun, and embarked on a journey to find his sister and become the strongest Moe God.
When leaving the village, two farm women at the entrance of the village were arguing.
"Jesse, I swear, if you don't prune the branches of the fruit tree that are sticking into my yard, I will cut down this tree completely!"
"Oh, Jenny, if you really do that, then I swear, I will kick your butt hard with my high-heeled Doc Martens."
After being retorted, Mrs. Jenny's face turned red, and she decisively went home and dragged out her husband, who was reading a newspaper in a wicker chair.
The man seemed to realize what was about to happen and kept begging:
"Oh, God, honey, please, for the sake of our marriage, don't do this."
However, it was useless.
She quickly hoisted her husband up.
[Mrs. Jenny equipped her husband]
Jesse on the opposite side sneered, turned her head back into the house, and dragged out a man who was constantly struggling.
[Mrs. Jesse equipped her husband]
The two village women, holding their husbands as weapons, began to fight each other.
Bang!
Slap!
Crack!
The two poor men were held in their wives' hands and collided with each other, and were quickly knocked dizzy.
At this time, the project team members watching the live broadcast in the Peach Blossom Village villa looked like they were doubting their lives.
Obviously, this kind of scene was not a pre-designed plot by the planning team.
Everyone turned their heads to look at Chu Xiong in unison.
Chu Xiong chuckled awkwardly, "Well, as I said, the NPCs in this world might have their own ideas..."
At this moment, the live stream chat went completely wild:
"Hahahaha, I can't take it anymore, I'm laughing so hard I'm rolling on the floor."
"I'm laughing so hard I'm convulsing, my dog has already run outside."
"These genius designers from Peach Blossom Village are going to be the death of me, are they trying to inherit my Huabei account?"
"Do married people in this other world have very short lifespans?"
"It would be great if this was possible in real life, I want to equip my useless boyfriend and then smash him against the telephone pole in front of my house."
"Holy crap, the girl upstairs just reminded me, I absolutely can't let my girlfriend see this live stream, because she gets a little crazy sometimes..."
"嘶... are you two upstairs a couple? Why aren't you saying anything?"
...
After leaving Karapam Village, Xiaoyu arrived in the vast wilderness.
At this moment, the scroll of the sword and magic fantasy world, rendered in extreme cartoon style, was truly presented to the audience.
The sky was azure blue, and the sunlight shone through the lush clouds onto the earth.
At the end of the horizon stood a magnificent castle, with towering spires. The flame lion heart flag of the Cecil Kingdom hung on the city walls, waving in the wind.
Scattered across the wilderness were spinning windmills, making crisp sounds.
In the distant plains, all kinds of strange flowers bloomed, forming a sea of flowers. A huge mushroom forest stretched out in the distance, each mushroom cap like a towering tree, and many mushrooms were inhabited by dancing and leaping glowing elves.
At the end of the skyline, the roar of a dragon could be faintly heard.
The chat reminded: "Holy crap, streamer, quickly turn the camera, I think I saw a dragon."
Lu Yu adjusted the camera and just happened to see a huge dragon-shaped creature crossing the sea of clouds. Its wings were like light wings, emitting strange light, and its tail was covered with star dragon patterns.
Of course, this fantasy world also has no shortage of wild moe girls.
Soon, the live stream viewers began to excitedly search for the moe girls hidden in every corner of the world.
Slime girls jumped happily by the stream, their bodies flashing with green light, and each landing splashed small water droplets, watering the surrounding flowers and plants with fresh water.
Deep in the forest, fox girls danced in the shade, their long tails drawing beautiful arcs in the air.
By the lake, wild cat girls lazily basked in the sun on the shore, constantly rubbing their tails with their small, fleshy paws.
On the vast grasslands, horse girls galloped, their hooves leaving beautiful notes on the ground, their manes fluttering in the wind, showing a free and unrestrained posture.
The chat was moved to tears:
"Brothers, this is simply a perfect utopia, this is the fantasy world I've dreamed of since I was a child, thank you Peach Blossom Village for helping me realize it!"
"Damn, other exhibition games are instantly boring, this mountain, this water, isn't this a complete dimensional reduction?"
"The technical prowess of Peach Blossom Village is amazing, I now believe that they have used the most cutting-edge technology of the Peach Blossom Creation Engine in this game."
Soon, the game popped up a prompt: [Next, combat system tutorials are about to begin.]
Everyone cheered up: "Oh oh oh, is the first step to becoming a moe god finally about to begin?"